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· By Mikey G

Meta Prompt
[Level 1] The answer to the meta is a well-known athlete.
It's Mike Graczyk here with puzzle #99! Did I finally create a legitimate Level 1? Stay tuned!
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  • Mikey G constructor · 2024-06-29T17:00:09.995Z
    Answer: WAYNE GRETZKY
    Explanation: Per 17A, as far as I know, Mikey G's last name is GRACZYK. Following the next three instructional spanners changes my last name one step at a time: GRECZYK, GRETZYK, GRETZKY. The last is the answer of perhaps the only hockey player I know, fitting, since he wore #99!
    • oldjudge 3s · 2024-06-29T17:02:11.595Z
      A great one with The Great One
      • Hector 🤓10:54 · 2024-06-29T17:16:54.019Z
        17A answers a question I'd been curious about. :-)
        • Mikey G constructor · 2024-06-29T20:24:05.564Z
          Sometimes, I'll ask my students to spell my last name because I go by "Mr. G" so often. A week or two ago, a student said, "That's easy! G." I thought that was good, haha. (I surmise the actual pronunciation is GRAH-check, but that shifted a generation or two back.)
        • hoover 2s · 2024-06-29T17:30:55.007Z
          Aw, heck, all I needed were the first two long entries and I could see where this was going! Nice one! I bet you use that transformation a lot.
          • boharr 3s · 2024-06-29T17:14:44.483Z
            Much fun, Thanks, Mikey
            • woozy 🤓17:23 · 2024-06-29T18:03:18.688Z
              I'd joke that Famous atheletes are almost as unknown to me as people born in 1998 but... that is an exaggeration.
              Fun. Different.
              • Mikey G constructor · 2024-06-29T21:18:38.707Z
                An homage to "How Well Do You Follow Directions?," one of my all-time favorite Dell puzzles. Maybe it was my very orderly mind when I was younger, since I can see how some could find that kind of tedious!
              • Darth 🤓15:56 · 2024-06-29T18:04:12.459Z
                GREaT puZzle, miKeY!
                • Mikey G constructor · 2024-06-29T21:18:44.177Z
                  Oooh, that's good!
                • kurtalert 🤓4:53 · 2024-06-29T17:44:28.503Z
                  Very nice, fun one. Thanks Mikey!
                  • kurtalert 🤓4:53 · 2024-06-29T20:21:21.907Z
                    And now I see you put Graczyk in the note... LOL. I had no idea what your last name was, so I just started from GASIC (G + rhymes with BASIC), and ended up at GRETCI. That looked close enough to Gretzky, assuming sort of a Slavic pronunciation on the ci for me.
                    • Mikey G constructor · 2024-07-03T02:59:39.830Z
                      Yeah, I realized after publishing, "Oh, yeah, if they Crosshare it, they won't have the last name," hence the note, hahaha. Clever way to do it, though!
                  • Carolyn 3s · 2024-06-29T18:35:28.808Z
                    Fun!
                    • KayW 🤓10:37 · 2024-06-29T18:45:27.047Z
                      nicely done!! Even the non-sportsing queen could solve this one. And on a hunch I checked - sure enough he is player 99
                      • Mikey G constructor · 2024-06-29T21:19:05.596Z
                        I do believe he qualifies as a "well-known athlete"!
                      • Mwoychick 🤓4:51 · 2024-06-29T19:19:59.162Z
                        I made it to Wayne's World - thanks, MikeyG
                        • Qmark 3s · 2024-06-29T19:18:16.999Z
                          Congrats on a great one, Mikey!
                          • lbray53 3s · 2024-06-29T19:18:40.228Z
                            Now all I have to do is remember how to do the puzzle backwards and I be able to spell your last name!
                            • Tyrpmom 1s · 2024-06-29T21:19:28.902Z
                              Consonant after “S”. What? There’s no S in Graczyk. Oh my goodness. I’m a little bit tired today.
                              • Mikey G constructor · 2024-07-03T03:02:35.295Z
                                Yeah, that one was a bit "meh" to get to 15 letters. The whole puzzle is reminiscent of one of my favorite Dell puzzles: "How Well Do You Follow Directions?" where you'd have about 18-20 steps with things like "Move the second consonant from the right to the immediate left of the third vowel from the left." Some might find those litanies tedious, but I always liked their logic and tried to guess the end result before I got there!
                              • MatthewL 🤓9:28 · 2024-06-29T17:17:30.744Z
                                Knew where this was going when I saw the title and prompt. Still, a fun solve. Thanks for the puzzle, Mikey!
                                • Laura M 🤓8:28 · 2024-06-29T21:14:20.330Z
                                  Nice! Polish, I assume? My last name (by marriage) is somewhat similar (and prone to being mispronounced)
                                  • Mikey G constructor · 2024-07-03T03:01:19.187Z
                                    Oh, yes! I know none of the language but eat pierogis, paczkis, and kolackies (sp?) occasionally!
                                  • DrTom 3s · 2024-06-29T22:24:12.022Z
                                    Mikey, that was a Great One! Having lived in both Philadelphia (Broad Street Bullies) and Detroit (The Wings - as opposed to just Wings the singing group) and now in a state that, despite never having seen much ice has actually been the resting place for the Stanley cup four different times (2004, 2020, 2021, 2024), I am tuned into hockey. I needed only one letter change to know it was Wayno you were sticking with. Loved the puns as usual. I am still a little distracted by the "Thank you ma'am" (completely threw me in the WSJ puzzle because I figured IT was the Mx). Supposedly it is because the bump makes your head nod like you were giving a genteel agreement...of course it could also be because if hit at speed it makes the car go WHAM, BAM????
                                    Doesn't matter because I liked the puzzle even with the reference to a "What?"
                                    Hmmm - wonder of I need to do one called "Follow the Economic Indicators" about a certain Federal Reserve Chief?
                                    Tom
                                    • Mikey G constructor · 2024-07-03T03:07:59.063Z
                                      I can't recall where you hang your hat now - one of my students loves hockey and was avidly watching the Stanley Cup. I actually don't know if I could name all professional major league hockey teams if given an unlimited amount of time, haha. I figured my mom would be like, "You've never heard of that term for a bump in the road?" She did not either!
                                      And, yeah, you could get from you to Ben B. in about 4 or 5 steps, I'd think!
                                    • HeadinHome 🤓1:03 · 2024-06-30T00:17:55.368Z
                                      (AGAIN realized i forgot to check that box for the context right when I hit return…). This grid was tricky! Had to look up 2 or 3 to get enough crossers to figure some out. What a great idea for a meta!
                                      • HeadinHome 🤓1:03 · 2024-06-30T00:18:31.037Z
                                        CONTEST not context. Man, my keyboard skilz are not great.
                                        • Sendhil Revuluri 🤓6:17 · 2024-06-30T02:33:36.127Z
                                          Finally, a meta I could figure out how to solve! Thanks, it was fun.
                                          • Joe 🤓10:56 · 2024-06-30T13:58:52.048Z
                                            It has been so long since I've been able to solve one of your without help! I'll take the gimme. I'm such a fan of your puzzles, Mikey!
                                            • Mikey G constructor · 2024-07-03T02:59:02.757Z
                                              Haha, thanks! And I definitely want to make the meta solvable now and again! 🤣
                                            • Bird Lives 8s · 2024-07-01T01:16:16.465Z
                                              No wonder I keep getting the two of you confused. The names are practically identical. (FWIW, my pre-fill WAG was Willie Mays.)
                                              • Mikey G constructor · 2024-07-03T02:58:29.503Z
                                                One of the greatest. Still mourning his loss, for sure.
                                              • Capn Rick 🤓8:20 · 2024-07-01T12:27:05.357Z
                                                Fun one, Mikey! Nice touch with the puzzle number too. 😄
                                                • Philip Chow 🤓7:42 · 2024-07-02T08:35:54.679Z
                                                  thanks for a true level 1!! i've been having a rough patch lately... looking forward to see what you have planned for 100!
                                                  • Mikey G constructor · 2024-07-03T02:57:54.226Z
                                                    Just barely made my promise with my last puzzle of the month being a true Level 1, hahaha.
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                                                  Thank you ___ (bump in a road - I didn't know this until a recent WSJ meta)
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                                                  Across
                                                  1. 1A
                                                    Thank you ___ (bump in a road - I didn't know this until a recent WSJ meta)
                                                  2. 5A
                                                    Dig
                                                  3. 9A
                                                    Savoir-faire
                                                  4. 13A
                                                    The bride's mate has ___ for improvement
                                                  5. 15A
                                                    Keats' creations are ___ of fun!
                                                  6. 16A
                                                    Psyches (some are just super)
                                                  7. 17A
                                                    It rhymes with "basic"
                                                  8. 20A
                                                    With furtiveness
                                                  9. 21A
                                                    Gift for a crafty kid (or, reparsed, Garfunkel's alien?)
                                                  10. 22A
                                                    "So, that's your game!"
                                                  11. 25A
                                                    Gold, in Guadalajara
                                                  12. 26A
                                                    Aperature that ___ know you know!
                                                  13. 27A
                                                    "Help! I can't solve the meta!"
                                                  14. 28A
                                                    Now, replace the "A" with the...
                                                  15. 32A
                                                    When repeated twice, title of Tommy Orange's 2018 literary masterpiece
                                                  16. 33A
                                                    When it comes to glue sticks, Elmer's will ___ the competition
                                                  17. 34A
                                                    Ward of "Once and Again"
                                                  18. 35A
                                                    Lacks, briefly
                                                  19. 37A
                                                    "Be with you in ___!"
                                                  20. 41A
                                                    When the cameraman retired, it was a ___ finish
                                                  21. 43A
                                                    This is my aria of expertise
                                                  22. 44A
                                                    Then, change the middle letter to the...
                                                  23. 49A
                                                    Man-mission link
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                                                    Talks that can't be longer than 18 minutes
                                                  25. 51A
                                                    Sugar substitute?
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                                                    Type of spot, briefly
                                                  27. 53A
                                                    The anxious neurologist is a bundle of ___
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                                                    City home to the Piazza de Ferrari
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                                                    Lastly, reverse the order of the...
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                                                    Score after deuce, in tennis
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                                                    Appear imminent
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                                                    Host with the most at a roast
                                                  33. 65A
                                                    "I'm a sheep!" "Yeah, so am I!"
                                                  34. 66A
                                                    He might say, "About me this clue is"
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                                                    Crush, e.g.
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                                                    Leo is its mascot
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                                                    Diamondbacks, on scoreboards
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                                                    Hunky-dory
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                                                    Fictional establishment that serves Duff beer
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                                                    "Take your time!"
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                                                    How to draw doodles, often
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                                                    She played Maude and Dorothy
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                                                    Bacon, e.g.
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                                                    Bickering campers have ___-up hostilities
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                                                    In 2001, he drew a Graf (neither the meta answer!)
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                                                    "Gimme a break!"
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                                                    Reduplicative insect
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                                                    According to Petula Clark, it's "warmer than the warmest sunshine / softer than a sigh"
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                                                    "I Don't Know How to Pronounce ___" (Luke Bryan and Jimmy Fallon collaboration)
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                                                    Nottingham's river
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                                                    Having a family reunion picnic? There'll be a lot of uncles and ___!
                                                  17. 23D
                                                    "lol that's funny"
                                                  18. 24D
                                                    "Beverly Hills Cop" character Foley
                                                  19. 26D
                                                    Verve
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                                                    Snares
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                                                    Printer brand (Cinderella uses it - someday, her prints will come)
                                                  22. 31D
                                                    When I got a new trampoline, I ___ for joy
                                                  23. 35D
                                                    "Well, if I'm being real with you..."
                                                  24. 36D
                                                    Ever so slightly
                                                  25. 38D
                                                    "You didn't plug up all this oozing water!" "Yeah, I'm feeling ___-ish about that"
                                                  26. 39D
                                                    Strays
                                                  27. 40D
                                                    Spanish abode
                                                  28. 42D
                                                    Four Seasons, e.g.
                                                  29. 43D
                                                    Laudable, like a great composer, perhaps
                                                  30. 44D
                                                    Brief meeting?
                                                  31. 45D
                                                    Iroquois tribe
                                                  32. 46D
                                                    Fictional location of Beaversdam and Chippingford
                                                  33. 47D
                                                    She dropped in with Louise
                                                  34. 48D
                                                    Primo
                                                  35. 54D
                                                    Movers (but not shakers, I hope!)
                                                  36. 55D
                                                    "There's such a thing as ___ grief. Just ask Charlie Brown" (Michael Scott)
                                                  37. 56D
                                                    Bread makers, for short?
                                                  38. 58D
                                                    Court
                                                  39. 59D
                                                    Friendly introduction?
                                                  40. 60D
                                                    With 61-Down, place that plays an important part in a 1950s epic?
                                                  41. 61D
                                                    See 60-Down
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