Hello, friends! Here is my first puzzle of 2024.
Thanks to Abide for being such an awesome mentor, Cap'n Rick for his kind encouragement, and Joe Ross for his technical support.
Nudges: Based on the title, what do you think should you be looking for in the grid?
There are eight of them, symmetrically placed.
Read the unnecessarily wordy clues for those eight, and keep in mind the prompt -- you're looking for an actor.
How could that verbosity help you to derive a surname for each?
Video spoiler: I really wanted to post a photo of my MALE CAT playing with various untidy SKEINS OF YARN in my knitting basket.