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◆◆ · By ariel haymarket · Published 2022-04-05T22:52:09.452Z

Tips appreciated to help this Texan keep taking estrogen! Warning - puzzles often crass, anarchic, and approaching NC-17 territory.
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  • ariel haymarket constructor · 2022-04-05T22:52:09.452Z
    :V
    • Hoyt Arcane 🤓7:34 · 2022-04-05T22:52:09.452Z
      Holy shit this was a good one
    • Frisco17 4:03 · 2022-04-05T22:52:09.452Z
      WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      • ariel haymarket constructor · 2022-04-05T22:52:09.452Z
        (cr1tikal impression here)
        • Frisco17 4:03 · 2022-04-05T22:52:09.452Z
          YEEEEEEEEAH BABYYYYYYYYYYY
      • CarlyTheyThemsen 8:41 · 2022-04-05T22:52:09.452Z
        congrats!!!!!
      • Jake A 13:03 · 2022-04-06T00:07:39.848Z
        Congrats!
      • carter 10:34 · 2022-04-06T01:06:32.424Z
        congrats!
        • ariel haymarket constructor · 2022-04-06T10:08:24.798Z
          Thank you!
        • Sommersmith 🤓4:33 · 2022-04-06T01:59:40.908Z
          Congratulations, great news! Also it was extremely satisfying to finally crack this puzzle after staring blankly at most of it for a while.
          • ariel haymarket constructor · 2022-04-06T10:08:15.622Z
            And with such a Cage-y time
          • maturin 🤓3:51 · 2022-04-06T12:38:55.538Z
            CONGRATS!!!!!!!!
            • ariel haymarket constructor · 2022-04-06T12:52:22.651Z
              "When I Tell You" meme here
            • Mike D 1:23 · 2022-04-06T12:12:57.800Z
              Nice puz - and congrats!!
              • ariel haymarket constructor · 2022-04-06T12:52:02.289Z
                Thanks and thanks!
              • Jimmy James 🤓5:14 · 2022-04-06T16:33:32.869Z
                "A one that isn't cold is scarcely a one at all"
                Nice puzzle with clever clues, and congratulations!
                • ariel haymarket constructor · 2022-04-06T17:30:21.716Z
                  Thanks, and I'm glad to see a Strong Bad-ism here :V
                  • ariel haymarket constructor · 2022-04-06T17:31:50.206Z
                    Oops, that was on a cross-stitch. Also, The Oneitude is directly proportional to the Colditude of the One.
                  • Jon 10:34 · 2022-04-07T04:15:21.882Z
                    Toughie
                    • jasonwestley 🤓8:40 · 2022-04-07T07:25:59.308Z
                      Congratulations on the news and the great puzzle!
                      • seanm 12:25 · 2022-04-07T13:39:57.812Z
                        Yay, congrats on the news!! And fun clues as always.
                        • wisprabbit 8:15 · 2022-04-07T13:51:19.683Z
                          congratulations! also, very nice puzzle - really good tough clues for EAR and TARO
                          • hbxwords 🤓2:12 · 2022-04-08T12:14:51.663Z
                            Yay!!! So happy for you (and the puzzle - let us know what Paolo thinks of it!).
                          1A
                          Sears offering of old
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                          Across
                          1. 1A
                            Sears offering of old
                          2. 8A
                            Soap locale
                          3. 9A
                            What Ariel got a scrip for, finally
                          4. 10A
                            "Okay, but was there a REASON you had to tell me about that ingrown hair between your butt cheeks?"
                          5. 11A
                            Beers, as "censored" on "Homestar Runner"
                          6. 13A
                            Something borrowed from a Roman
                          7. 14A
                            Godhead description prefix, for many Christians
                          8. 15A
                            One might do this with the bass
                          9. 17A
                            "Well, fuck", but far less crass
                          10. 18A
                            Suppliers of chilling packages, of old
                          11. 20A
                            Weaken
                          12. 21A
                            Scorpius's brightest feature
                          Down
                          1. 1D
                            Where one may enjoy gallo pinto
                          2. 2D
                            Destination for one Paolo Pasco and his Zootopia-inspired fursuitery (for legal reasons this is a joke)
                          3. 3D
                            IT'S A TUBA (it's my Arnold impersonation, work with me here)
                          4. 4D
                            One who might not make for a typical romcom protagonist; abbr.
                          5. 5D
                            Corporate art
                          6. 6D
                            Competitive market setting
                          7. 7D
                            Does the making, but fancier
                          8. 9D
                            Scanned
                          9. 12D
                            Makes use of the caboose
                          10. 16D
                            Cheeky af
                          11. 17D
                            Something closed, but not cold
                          12. 19D
                            Item Ariel doesn't really like wearing but may well have to anyway because of what taking 9A will do ...
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