Sheydah #16 (The Gang Writes a Puzzle for Ross and Parker)
鈼嗏梿 路 By ariel haymarket, sara cantor, and frisco17 路 Published by ariel haymarket
Grid constructed by ariel. If you want the original clues, check "Gay Wrath Month".
Tips appreciated to help this Texan keep taking estrogen! Warning - puzzles often crass, anarchic, and approaching NC-17 territory.
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Guy who crosses the finish line of a huge race completely out of breath but their day is about to get even worse than it has been because they're gonna see literally everyone else who also participated in the race congratulating each other, as well as two split halves of a thoroughly trampled finish line ribbon, perhaps
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- 1AGuy who crosses the finish line of a huge race completely out of breath but their day is about to get even worse than it has been because they're gonna see literally everyone else who also participated in the race congratulating each other, as well as two split halves of a thoroughly trampled finish line ribbon, perhaps
- 10AA movie so strapped for cash it needed an ad right at the start, perhaps?
- 15ASinger who let "Fame" go to your head, perhaps
- 16AWrites letters to their object of affection, sending personal trinkets and, for some reason, hair, waiting to hear back from their beloved, perhaps
- 17AUpdates a Wikipedia page with the word "formerly", perhaps
- 18AMarxist tools, perhaps?
- 19APezzo the street vendor flipped his when a troupe of circus monkeys stole his inventory of head toppers, perhaps
- 20ASt. that every SEC football fan loves to hate on, perhaps
- 21ADealt with biblically, perhaps
- 22APlace where Adam got his rib removed... for reasons (perhaps)
- 24AHistorical record, perhaps (#TeamBadonkadonk)
- 28AOption for Agent 47 for any given hit, perhaps
- 29ASome brides use these for the spinny-making (perhaps?) (perhaps)
- 31AIce cream flavor, perhaps
- 32AInternet _ea, perhap
- 33AThis, the green finch, linnet bird, and blackbird could not teach Joanna Barker how to sing worth a lick. (Fucking fight me. - A) (uh ... perhaps)
- 37APerformance issues for Tom Brady, perhaps?
- 38AMake like a Jenga tower, perhaps?
- 39ASomething you can't really do all that well with a 360 noscope, perhaps
- 40ASomething some folks want in a grape for some reason (pERHaPs)
- 41ABeaver-ish, perhaps
- 45AModern classic film, perhaps (with "The")
- 47A___? I hardly know 'em! Why would I place them on a pan at high heat and - OH. (Perhaps you should have used your context clues, Ariel? - F)
- 49ASounds peaceful enough, but it's perhaps only a piece
- 50ALike that one gaudy monument to that whole white supremacist state setup trail thing, perhaps (Wait, what do you mean there's an H in that one? Fuck it, we'll do it live - A)
- 52ATape pictures of a cherry, bar, and lemon respectively to an unplugged slot machine, take away your friend's glasses, and give them a bag of quarters, perhaps
- 54AWhat many were when this show went off the air, perhaps
- 55AFuck / kill alternative, perhaps
- 56ATurn into a constellation, perhaps (wait what do you mean "2 wds." (wait what do you mean "spice" (wait what do you mean "that's not how that word would be spelled anyway"))) (hecker I told you all that last week)
- 59AIt could be spitting, perhaps
- 60ACapital for a property leech, perhaps
- 61ADrives to Foodcomaville, perhaps
- 62ALike sourdough starter sales during early COVID times, perhaps fittingly
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- 1D"Mercy ___ out." ("The Crucible" stage direction, perhaps)
- 2DBrand that everyone gets mixed up with a Native American tribe and definitely not just Frisco or the grid constructor, perhaps
- 3DDigest digester, perhaps (Aaaaaaand "Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore" is stuck in my head again - A)
- 4DPlea from some movie-goers, perhaps (Hey, Frisco, by some chance do two of these movie-goers happen to be named Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot? - A) (... Perhaps? - F)
- 5DComposer Raine who really knocked it out of the park on her new additions to the Minecraft OST, in the opinion of Frisco and the grid constructor (no perhaps about it)
- 6DHorse Country locale, perhaps
- 7D"Full Frontal" host, perhaps
- 8DPoetically ahead of, perhaps
- 9DFolks who get an earful for your room smelling skunky, perhaps
- 10DThings Dorothy and her pals said when they got to the Emerald City, perhaps
- 11DSales of oceanfront property in Topeka, perhaps
- 12DExample of a polycule, perhaps
- 13DObject of desire for a scaly, perhaps
- 14DJunk in the trunk and sculpted legs, perhaps
- 23DVittles for sevens, perhaps
- 25DSmarter, perhaps
- 26DWhat Frisco said to this grid's constructor when they asked "What's that Pok茅mon that's also the name of a basketball player?", perhaps
- 27DIvy feature, perhaps
- 30DPan without a pan, perhaps
- 34DMaterial that Billy Joel's house is made of, perhaps
- 35DOne may be steely, perhaps
- 36DPeppard, Benedict, Schultz, and Tureaud's collective cast label, perhaps (with "The")
- 37DA Blue Dog, at least in name, perhaps?
- 38DLoser to another fucking volcano, perhaps
- 39DFictional Musketeer who later became a Jesuit (Yeah, I got nothing to "perhaps" about here. Do y'all think Ross and Parker got the overall joke? - A) (Perhaps. - F) (Perhaps. - S)
- 42DIronic sign for someone who ate their sibling in utero, perhaps
- 43DTries to undo some of the damage done only to realize it's smudging and you're just going to have to use a pen on your crossword puzzle, perhaps
- 44DConsequence of an April 20th well-observed, perhaps
- 46DOnramp direction, perhaps
- 48DAmusement, perhaps
- 51DReasons to see Macaroni and Cheese and Cotton Candy in the same box, perhaps
- 53D"I lost the ___" (Perhaps this is a tired angle)
- 56DSign of a smash, perhaps
- 57DLower-tier amps go up to this, perhaps
- 58DOh ___ (exclamation made by SMM troll level players, perhaps)