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Sheydah #16 (The Gang Writes a Puzzle for Ross and Parker)

◆◆ · By ariel haymarket, sara cantor, and frisco17 · Published by ariel haymarket · Published 2022-07-10T12:30:17.692Z

Grid constructed by ariel. If you want the original clues, check "Gay Wrath Month".
Tips appreciated to help this Texan keep taking estrogen! Warning - puzzles often crass, anarchic, and approaching NC-17 territory.
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  • Frisco17 🤓4:38 · 2022-07-10T12:30:17.692Z
    ahahahaha AHAHAHAHA AHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
    • ariel haymarket publisher · 2022-07-10T19:03:25.309Z
      :V
    • ariel haymarket publisher · 2022-07-10T12:30:17.692Z
      :)c
      • Hoyt Arcane 🤓18:09 · 2022-07-10T12:30:17.692Z
        Good grief Ariel
      • Mike D 8s · 2022-07-10T13:37:54.647Z
        Whoa a supergroup!
        • ariel haymarket publisher · 2022-07-10T15:03:55.650Z
          a fun experiment!
        • SporcleMirror 🤓29:08 · 2022-07-10T17:07:06.292Z
          I don't know how I managed to crack this one. Took a whole lot of educated guessing, and I STILL don't get a few clues - but there are great ones here! I aspecially liked ASTRA and SERUM (even though the SERUM clue is definitely on the "mean" side of things). I know the Pokémon DURANT but I don't have enough sports knowledge to realize which player you're referring to. Overall, definitely a mean themeless, but PERHAPS not too mean for your standards.
          • ariel haymarket publisher · 2022-07-10T17:32:22.413Z
            It was quite a fun cluing experience with Sara and Frisco.
          • SporcleMirror 🤓29:08 · 2022-07-10T17:08:31.599Z
            "EDIT": the player is ALSO called Durant, for some reason the clue I had in mind was "sounds like" a basketball player.
            • kurtalert 42:56 · 2022-09-30T17:54:26.059Z
              Oh my. This was brutal. LMAO.
              1A
              Guy who crosses the finish line of a huge race completely out of breath but their day is about to get even worse than it has been because they're gonna see literally everyone else who also participated in the race congratulating each other, as well as two split halves of a thoroughly trampled finish line ribbon, perhaps
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              Across
              1. 1A
                Guy who crosses the finish line of a huge race completely out of breath but their day is about to get even worse than it has been because they're gonna see literally everyone else who also participated in the race congratulating each other, as well as two split halves of a thoroughly trampled finish line ribbon, perhaps
              2. 10A
                A movie so strapped for cash it needed an ad right at the start, perhaps?
              3. 15A
                Singer who let "Fame" go to your head, perhaps
              4. 16A
                Writes letters to their object of affection, sending personal trinkets and, for some reason, hair, waiting to hear back from their beloved, perhaps
              5. 17A
                Updates a Wikipedia page with the word "formerly", perhaps
              6. 18A
                Marxist tools, perhaps?
              7. 19A
                Pezzo the street vendor flipped his when a troupe of circus monkeys stole his inventory of head toppers, perhaps
              8. 20A
                St. that every SEC football fan loves to hate on, perhaps
              9. 21A
                Dealt with biblically, perhaps
              10. 22A
                Place where Adam got his rib removed... for reasons (perhaps)
              11. 24A
                Historical record, perhaps (#TeamBadonkadonk)
              12. 28A
                Option for Agent 47 for any given hit, perhaps
              13. 29A
                Some brides use these for the spinny-making (perhaps?) (perhaps)
              14. 31A
                Ice cream flavor, perhaps
              15. 32A
                Internet _ea, perhap
              16. 33A
                This, the green finch, linnet bird, and blackbird could not teach Joanna Barker how to sing worth a lick. (Fucking fight me. - A) (uh ... perhaps)
              17. 37A
                Performance issues for Tom Brady, perhaps?
              18. 38A
                Make like a Jenga tower, perhaps?
              19. 39A
                Something you can't really do all that well with a 360 noscope, perhaps
              20. 40A
                Something some folks want in a grape for some reason (pERHaPs)
              21. 41A
                Beaver-ish, perhaps
              22. 45A
                Modern classic film, perhaps (with "The")
              23. 47A
                ___? I hardly know 'em! Why would I place them on a pan at high heat and - OH. (Perhaps you should have used your context clues, Ariel? - F)
              24. 49A
                Sounds peaceful enough, but it's perhaps only a piece
              25. 50A
                Like that one gaudy monument to that whole white supremacist state setup trail thing, perhaps (Wait, what do you mean there's an H in that one? Fuck it, we'll do it live - A)
              26. 52A
                Tape pictures of a cherry, bar, and lemon respectively to an unplugged slot machine, take away your friend's glasses, and give them a bag of quarters, perhaps
              27. 54A
                What many were when this show went off the air, perhaps
              28. 55A
                Fuck / kill alternative, perhaps
              29. 56A
                Turn into a constellation, perhaps (wait what do you mean "2 wds." (wait what do you mean "spice" (wait what do you mean "that's not how that word would be spelled anyway"))) (hecker I told you all that last week)
              30. 59A
                It could be spitting, perhaps
              31. 60A
                Capital for a property leech, perhaps
              32. 61A
                Drives to Foodcomaville, perhaps
              33. 62A
                Like sourdough starter sales during early COVID times, perhaps fittingly
              Down
              1. 1D
                "Mercy ___ out." ("The Crucible" stage direction, perhaps)
              2. 2D
                Brand that everyone gets mixed up with a Native American tribe and definitely not just Frisco or the grid constructor, perhaps
              3. 3D
                Digest digester, perhaps (Aaaaaaand "Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore" is stuck in my head again - A)
              4. 4D
                Plea from some movie-goers, perhaps (Hey, Frisco, by some chance do two of these movie-goers happen to be named Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot? - A) (... Perhaps? - F)
              5. 5D
                Composer Raine who really knocked it out of the park on her new additions to the Minecraft OST, in the opinion of Frisco and the grid constructor (no perhaps about it)
              6. 6D
                Horse Country locale, perhaps
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                "Full Frontal" host, perhaps
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                Poetically ahead of, perhaps
              9. 9D
                Folks who get an earful for your room smelling skunky, perhaps
              10. 10D
                Things Dorothy and her pals said when they got to the Emerald City, perhaps
              11. 11D
                Sales of oceanfront property in Topeka, perhaps
              12. 12D
                Example of a polycule, perhaps
              13. 13D
                Object of desire for a scaly, perhaps
              14. 14D
                Junk in the trunk and sculpted legs, perhaps
              15. 23D
                Vittles for sevens, perhaps
              16. 25D
                Smarter, perhaps
              17. 26D
                What Frisco said to this grid's constructor when they asked "What's that Pokémon that's also the name of a basketball player?", perhaps
              18. 27D
                Ivy feature, perhaps
              19. 30D
                Pan without a pan, perhaps
              20. 34D
                Material that Billy Joel's house is made of, perhaps
              21. 35D
                One may be steely, perhaps
              22. 36D
                Peppard, Benedict, Schultz, and Tureaud's collective cast label, perhaps (with "The")
              23. 37D
                A Blue Dog, at least in name, perhaps?
              24. 38D
                Loser to another fucking volcano, perhaps
              25. 39D
                Fictional Musketeer who later became a Jesuit (Yeah, I got nothing to "perhaps" about here. Do y'all think Ross and Parker got the overall joke? - A) (Perhaps. - F) (Perhaps. - S)
              26. 42D
                Ironic sign for someone who ate their sibling in utero, perhaps
              27. 43D
                Tries to undo some of the damage done only to realize it's smudging and you're just going to have to use a pen on your crossword puzzle, perhaps
              28. 44D
                Consequence of an April 20th well-observed, perhaps
              29. 46D
                Onramp direction, perhaps
              30. 48D
                Amusement, perhaps
              31. 51D
                Reasons to see Macaroni and Cheese and Cotton Candy in the same box, perhaps
              32. 53D
                "I lost the ___" (Perhaps this is a tired angle)
              33. 56D
                Sign of a smash, perhaps
              34. 57D
                Lower-tier amps go up to this, perhaps
              35. 58D
                Oh ___ (exclamation made by SMM troll level players, perhaps)
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