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Puzzle I Made Completely On Paper After Finishing My Standardized Testing An Hour Early, Both Grid And Clues

◆◆ · By Frisco17 · Published 2022-03-24T01:59:13.140Z

Constructor's Note
and then I had to redo it entirely from memory because if you use scrap paper during or after the test you have to hand it in no matter what. ik bogus right
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  • paolo 🤓1:23 · 2022-03-24T02:29:57.129Z
    godtier 5D clue
    • Dorkshove 8:39 · 2022-03-24T02:54:18.957Z
      frisco this is a fantastic puzzle but I don't think sex causes IBS
      • ariel haymarket 🤓5:35 · 2022-03-24T05:13:31.545Z
        well I mean if you do it wrong ...
        • Hoyt Arcane 🤓5:16 · 2022-03-24T20:36:33.808Z
          Omg
          • Larry Edelstein 🤓7:57 · 2022-03-25T03:14:24.173Z
            Touché (but pronounced “toosh” cuz things are better when stupid)
        • Mike D 2:54 · 2022-03-24T13:07:10.777Z
          😂😂
          • Philip Chow 5:46 · 2022-03-24T14:11:17.723Z
            really fun clues all around... impressed you did this by hand... i remember trying to do the same back in high school with graph paper and a pencil... so grateful for construction software now
            • Frisco17 constructor · 2022-03-24T16:31:53.353Z
              same here my man
            • Hoyt Arcane 🤓5:16 · 2022-03-24T20:36:13.513Z
              Hilarious cluing, well done
              • Jeannie 🤓2:44 · 2022-03-26T15:32:22.474Z
                I had a little bit of an advantage having watched Iris solve this on stream, but it still gave me a chuckle! These clues are ridiculous. You should check out 3D (a movie—Gene Kelly's last and an absolute trip)!
                • Julia 5:20 · 2022-03-27T02:30:07.565Z
                  This was fun! I used to spend post-standardized-test time doodling and seeing how long I could hold my breath
                  Play today's daily mini crossword
                  1A
                  Got a big rip-off?
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                  Across
                  1. 1A
                    Got a big rip-off?
                  2. 6A
                    Madre for 5-Down
                  3. 9A
                    C-C-C-C-Combo fruit
                  4. 10A
                    Class I had the standardized testing for
                  5. 11A
                    What I used my advanced knowledge of to complete the test
                  6. 13A
                    Weasley or Swanson, if you have a stuffy nose
                  7. 14A
                    "Sup", in Oahu [EDITOR'S NOTE: OK I THINK IT MEANS "THANK YOU" SORRY]
                  8. 17A
                    Puffy part of my mouth
                  9. 19A
                    fuck I can't Google what this word means since I can't have a device during the testing period ummm ok it's crosswordese and it's one letter away from "to swim" in Spanish i'm so sorry
                  10. 20A
                    Ch___ from The Good Place (I wouldn't clue it as a dictator dw)
                  11. 22A
                    fuck if I could use Genius Lyrics right now I could make a great reference to a Duck Sauce song fuck ummmm I think it's an STD and it reminds me of a bird fuck sorry
                  12. 23A
                    Google's gaming brand
                  13. 26A
                    "NO SITTING, WUSSES", for short
                  14. 27A
                    ___ Brown (irrelevant rando in a Christmas carol)
                  15. 28A
                    Sit in the sun
                  16. 29A
                    "___'s ___!" ("You did dare me to!")
                  Down
                  1. 1D
                    Bad topic of conversation around someone doing the pee-pee dance
                  2. 2D
                    "___ Worms Attack" (Mr. Oizo album)
                  3. 3D
                    Olivia Newton John album I think (sorry I can't check)
                  4. 4D
                    Definitely a cisgender person everyone thinks about being a girl sometimes right
                  5. 5D
                    The masked singer?
                  6. 7D
                    Person from a country that my friend Beverly forgot existed once
                  7. 8D
                    Flavor of "choca latta yaya", apparently
                  8. 12D
                    My friend Izzy, for one (wait fuck that's SATANIST)
                  9. 15D
                    Sign of someone who's really into books, I could only assume
                  10. 16D
                    Writer(?) Well(e?)s
                  11. 18D
                    In our ___ (among us (BWOM DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP pause DADADOOP))
                  12. 21D
                    Singer of "HOLY DIIIIVAH / YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEEEEEEEA"
                  13. 23D
                    "___ Day" (Phineas and Ferb song)
                  14. 24D
                    Something many people tend to keep
                  15. 25D
                    Word right after "Q:" in a classic 80's album title [EDITOR'S NOTE: '78 SUE ME]
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