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I Would Caulk 500 Tiles

· By JeffsPuzzles · Published 2025-02-12T12:57:12.253Z

Jeff Linder JeffsPuzzles.com PuffinlessTravel.com It-Could-Be-Verse.com
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  • Rob Hutten 🤓6:46 · 2025-02-12T17:05:27.632Z
    Good ‘un. I dig the shade thrown at you-know-who, too.
    • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-12T19:12:03.756Z
      Thanks!
    • Dugar 🤓5:27 · 2025-02-12T19:00:16.287Z
      Imagine enjoying a nice crossword without political opinion these days. Oh well.
      • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-12T22:15:41.776Z
        Dugar, first of all, thank you for solving my puzzles. There's definitely more political content in them than there used to be, but after almost 67 years on this planet, I can't ever remember feeling so pessimistic about our future. Having a 2-year old granddaughter, I'm particularly inclined to air my concerns whenever and wherever I can. I hope you will keep solving my puzzles, but if the continuing presence of political content bothers you, there's always the option of just not doing them.
        • Wayne Mesard 🤓7:10 · 2025-02-13T21:00:25.723Z
          Keep at it. At this moment we all have to do our part to remind each other that this is not normal. Thank you!
          And political or not, the clue for 20A was 🤌
          • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-13T22:15:38.200Z
            Thanks, Wayne!
      • Echo 13:58 · 2025-02-12T22:37:31.948Z
        I loved it! Gave me quite a few chuckles!
        • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-13T00:16:05.329Z
          Thanks, Echo!
        • kieranjboyd 🤓3:46 · 2025-02-12T22:20:49.039Z
          Got naticked at 8D/16A, but otherwise a fun time!
          • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-13T00:15:53.182Z
            Yeah, that's an ugly cross. I spent far too much time unsuccessfully trying to find something besides IPECAC. Thanks for solving!
          • abrilxwords 🤓7:55 · 2025-02-12T22:39:08.858Z
            loved the boygenius reference!
            • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-13T00:16:55.782Z
              Great - that was a last-minute clue change!
            • Daggerscar 🤓5:23 · 2025-02-13T01:09:36.972Z
              Great!
              • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-13T12:53:26.256Z
                Thanks!
              • Jim DeVona 🤓6:14 · 2025-02-13T02:43:13.163Z
                Love it!
                • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-13T12:53:34.302Z
                  Thanks, Jim!
                • Melanie Branton 🤓15:09 · 2025-02-13T08:32:39.004Z
                  This was THE BEST CROSSWORD EVER! You had me from the clever punny title. I didn't get all the music clues or some of the US references (I got and loved the political ones, though), but the clever construction meant they were workable-outable. Accessible, witty, lovely.
                  • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-13T12:54:53.473Z
                    Thanks so much, Melanie! I usually try to keep any obscure US-centric fill (like CSA) to a minimum, but sometimes my hand is forced.
                    • Melanie Branton 🤓15:09 · 2025-02-13T17:23:13.393Z
                      But it was great because you'd so well designed the crossword with overlapping across and down clues, so it didn't matter if there was a US reference I didn't know. Also, I put British references in my crosswords all the time which probably go over most people's heads!
                  • Albin Sundin Thelin 🤓15:29 · 2025-02-13T08:50:18.610Z
                    Struggled a little bit since I'm not that familiar with many of the US-centered clues but in the end I did manage to solve it! Loved 37A and needed some assistance from some American friends on 16A, 26A and other abbreviations or names I didn't recognize, but still, loved it!
                    • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-13T12:55:34.877Z
                      Thanks so much!
                    • ForeverJung 14:19 · 2025-02-13T12:50:36.352Z
                      Good challenge, Jeff! 20-A was very fine!
                      • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-13T15:49:00.627Z
                        Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.
                      • Lorraine 8:35 · 2025-02-13T16:09:22.939Z
                        This stumped me! Well done
                        • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-13T19:15:35.428Z
                          Thanks for solving, Lorraine!
                        • DIS 🤓4:22 · 2025-02-14T02:53:27.471Z
                          Re Ripple: same here! And I'm Gonna Be was my wedding recessional.
                          • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-14T12:53:46.793Z
                            Excellent! Thanks for solving.
                          • Frances T 🤓3:41 · 2025-02-14T08:07:55.041Z
                            Loved it!
                            • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-14T12:53:56.775Z
                              Thanks, Frances!
                            • Millerjh 17:00 · 2025-02-15T20:01:11.846Z
                              Fun solve. Chuckles at 6D, 13A and 37A.
                              6D, 13A and37A
                              • lotusleila 🤓30:42 · 2025-02-17T11:15:10.629Z
                                Great!
                                • JeffsPuzzles constructor · 2025-02-17T13:17:30.500Z
                                  Thanks!
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                                Loaf
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                                Across
                                1. 1A
                                  Loaf
                                2. 5A
                                  Widespread ___ (jam band or mass hysteria)
                                3. 10A
                                  Some real dogs and all plush dogs
                                4. 11A
                                  "___ in still water / when there is no pebble tossed / nor wind to blow" (one of my favorite Grateful Dead songs, "____")
                                5. 13A
                                  Fighter pilot safety device I'd like to install behind the Resolute desk
                                6. 15A
                                  Design made of tiny tiles
                                7. 16A
                                  Org. that backs local farmers
                                8. 17A
                                  Brazilian soccer legend
                                9. 19A
                                  "Do ___ say, not ___ do" (hypocritical advice)
                                10. 20A
                                  Unstable chemical that damages the body, or unstable but pardoned January 6 rioter who damages the body (politic)
                                11. 24A
                                  Sci-fi author Stanislaw ___
                                12. 25A
                                  Cancer, e.g.
                                13. 26A
                                  Magician/psychic Geller
                                14. 27A
                                  "Have some of my nonna's lasagna!"
                                15. 31A
                                  Brilliant blues/rock/folk singer/songwriter/guitarist ("I Can't Make You Love Me," "Nick of Time")
                                16. 34A
                                  Later alternative
                                17. 35A
                                  Turkey ___
                                18. 36A
                                  Armisen and Astaire, for two
                                19. 37A
                                  His last name anagrams to skum, which is a homophone of scum
                                Down
                                1. 1D
                                  Checkout unit
                                2. 2D
                                  Sensei's spot
                                3. 3D
                                  They're basic
                                4. 4D
                                  Emulate Houdini
                                5. 5D
                                  "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" band (with "the")
                                6. 6D
                                  "___ on the G String" (J.S. Bach composition, or presumably what you feel when you strip down to revealing underwear)
                                7. 7D
                                  Dep't of Interior org. overseeing Yellowstone, Zion, et al.
                                8. 8D
                                  Syrup of _____ (one-time emetic (as in, it's not used anymore, not that it only makes you vomit once)
                                9. 9D
                                  _____ felony (punishable by life in prison/death)
                                10. 12D
                                  Online commerce
                                11. 14D
                                  Levels
                                12. 18D
                                  Mystery genre award
                                13. 20D
                                  Goofs
                                14. 21D
                                  Fix hail damage, maybe
                                15. 22D
                                  G major's relative
                                16. 23D
                                  Natural
                                17. 28D
                                  Each member of boygenius, when younger
                                18. 29D
                                  "___ sing America / ... Tomorrow, I'll be at the table" (Langston Hughes)
                                19. 30D
                                  "Route this to" abbr.
                                20. 32D
                                  It's opposite SSW
                                21. 33D
                                  Terrorist's bomb (acronym)
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