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HAVE YOU HERD THIS ONE?

◆ · By Hoyt Arcane · Published 2022-07-23T05:01:53.965Z

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Hoyt's puzzles may contain R-rated subject matter and an unapologetic progressive bent)
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  • ariel haymarket 🤓5:45 · 2022-07-23T05:01:53.965Z
    I love this :V
    • JeffsPuzzles 🤓5:11 · 2022-07-23T12:38:24.449Z
      Udderly enjoyable!
      • Hoyt Arcane constructor · 2022-07-23T13:36:14.452Z
        :P
      • carter 🤓4:44 · 2022-07-23T16:23:08.549Z
        love this theme
        • Wally 🤓7:19 · 2022-07-23T17:34:28.763Z
          Loved the theme! :)
          • Byron 🤓11:45 · 2022-07-24T03:24:46.082Z
            Great one!
            • Robert Hutchinson 🤓5:51 · 2022-07-24T03:52:41.275Z
              When they (go) low, we rate high!
              • emmie 🤓6:25 · 2022-07-24T15:07:29.358Z
                So fun!
                This is also my kids' favorite joke. The youngest is finally old enough that she remembers to say "MOOOO!" before the other person finishes "____ who?" For a surprisingly long time, it was just a cow with terrible comic timing.
                • Hoyt Arcane constructor · 2022-07-24T16:42:46.635Z
                  Your child will be a stand-up comedian in no time!
                • andeux 🤓4:03 · 2022-07-24T19:33:06.717Z
                  Fun one.
                  • kieranjboyd 7:21 · 2022-07-25T12:39:33.278Z
                    Ha! Fun theme!
                    • Aaron Riccio 🤓4:58 · 2022-08-03T01:42:45.874Z
                      You're a real moover and shaker with puzzles like this one. Well played!
                      • Hoyt Arcane constructor · 2022-08-03T19:59:19.314Z
                        Thank you Aaron!
                      Play today's daily mini crossword
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                      Nowhere to be found, for short
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                      Across
                      1. 1A
                        Nowhere to be found, for short
                      2. 4A
                        "Never" or "ever"
                      3. 10A
                        Accrue, with "up"
                      4. 14A
                        Second-largest bird, after the ostrich
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                        Someone to follow
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                        Sound from the bottom of a well, perhaps
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                        '60s singer partnering with a freeloader?
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                        No pro?
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                        King of Spain
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                        YouTubers need them
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                        Sweater __
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                        One might be taken back
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                        Comedian André, when his ship's at anchor?
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                        CeraVe competitor
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                        Member of a Disney "ohana"
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                        Word that can mean "awesome" or "horrible"
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                        "__ have to spell it out?"
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                        Console release of 2013
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                        It can be white or wheat
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                        Type of party
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                        Taylor child of classic TV
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                        "Yeah I f*cked up"
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                        Those times when you reeeeally want to play "Zelda"?
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                        Child's bedroom, likely
                      25. 51A
                        Male name with an accented U
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                        Coil namesake
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                        Sic one's lawyers on
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                        "__ and the Niners" (song by Twenty One Pilots)
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                        Rude "visitor" in a knock-knock joke... and in three of this puzzle's answers
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                        "That's a negative, Mr. Mikhailov"
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                        Swahili is one of its official languages
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                        Sit in the wine cellar, say
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                        Swings from side to side
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                        Possible danger
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                        Something put on a stamp, briefly
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                        Arizona city or landmass
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                        "That's my cue!"
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                        Uncle Phil's wife
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                        __ & AJ (pop duo)
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                        Very short supply
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                        Part of a wind turbine
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                        Swirl around
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                        __ sleep
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                        Friend in a frat
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                        foodnetwork.com content
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                        Word after "head" or "heart"
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                        Treat for Tiberius (if your dog's name happens to be Tiberius)
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                        Michael __, former "Project Runway" judge
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                        Sister's daughter
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                        "Your turn to talk," on a walkie-talkie
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                        Lay's product similar to Pringles
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                        Worked alone
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                        Any Flintstone or Jetson
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                        Goes on no longer
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                        Barrel of laughs
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                        Gets married, à la Romeo and Juliet
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                        Add, then stir
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                        Truly evil
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                        Dressed
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                        Shoes once popularized by "Dirty Dancing"
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                        Some gimmicky Reddit accounts
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                        Titular Jane Austen character
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                        Cocktails made with lime juice
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                        Litter, e.g.
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                        Within walking distance
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                        Company that invented the tater tot
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                        Minuscule
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                        Singer of the phrase "Who can say where the road goes?"
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                        Swelter
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                        Throw some jabs
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                        __ Reader
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                        Parts of "the great machine"
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                        Due
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                        Something to get stuck in
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                        "So frustrating!"
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                        D.C. teamster
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