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NFL Kickoff: Not Jimmys & Joes

· By Nick · Published 2023-09-05T17:23:36.303Z

Constructor's Note
Position yourself for success by completing this football field-shaped puzzle -- just in time for the start of the NFL season.
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  • Nick constructor · 2023-09-05T17:23:36.303Z
    Title comes from an old football quote, "It's not the X's and the O's but the Jimmys and the Joes," meaning the players on the field often trump even superior play calling / strategy / tactics.
    • Philip Chow 🤓11:20 · 2023-09-05T21:45:47.447Z
      thanks for making the puzzle accessible to someone with almost zero football knowledge :) this came out really good given the constraint
      • Nick constructor · 2023-09-06T00:13:24.199Z
        Thank you! Glad you enjoyed! Football stuff is definitely a little bonus / Easter egg.
      • Nelsor 🤓35:34 · 2023-09-06T01:29:21.829Z
        J - E - T - S - JETS JETS JETS!
        • Nick constructor · 2023-09-06T23:31:27.997Z
          👑
        • Sendhil Revuluri 🤓5:18 · 2023-09-06T19:00:03.588Z
          Nice! I really liked how it worked on both levels — a good clean solve without the theme, and then the theme positioning of the players!
          • Nick constructor · 2023-09-06T23:31:09.048Z
            Thanks so much!
          • Pat R 1:17:09 · 2023-09-06T21:10:47.245Z
            Great puzzle to start the football season.
            1A
            Famous NYC punk venue that hosted early performances by The Ramones, Green Day, Pearl Jam, and many others
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            Across
            1. 1A
              Famous NYC punk venue that hosted early performances by The Ramones, Green Day, Pearl Jam, and many others
            2. 5A
              Hens, cows, and sows
            3. 9A
              Edges, like just outside the end zone or when you're super close to a winning a championship
            4. 14A
              MGM movie opening sound (or from the crowd after a TD)
            5. 15A
              Sunrise direction and name of two NFL divisions
            6. 16A
              Manicurist's board
            7. 17A
              Ukrainian actress Kurylenko from "Quantum of Solace" and "Black Widow"
            8. 18A
              Simple evening?
            9. 19A
              Clipper, Cav, or Celtic
            10. 20A
              ____ one's feet
            11. 22A
              Mountain ending in West Virginia
            12. 24A
              Where Tony Romo and Jim Nantz call games
            13. 25A
              JFK's VP
            14. 27A
              Weight plate nos.
            15. 29A
              Text response that's rarely literal
            16. 31A
              Sent in the troops
            17. 36A
              Disrespectful remark
            18. 38A
              Beginning or start
            19. 39A
              To the utmost (and undefined) degree
            20. 41A
              ____-__-France (region)
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              "(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay" singer Redding
            22. 43A
              Shake hands on
            23. 45A
              Blog feed letters
            24. 46A
              Commercial with a purpose
            25. 47A
              Team with the ball, as represented on locker room chalkboards
            26. 48A
              Dolly was a cloned one
            27. 51A
              Packed theater sign
            28. 52A
              Each
            29. 53A
              Coup d'____
            30. 54A
              Imaginary boundary separating the offense from the defense on the gridiron and more literally, in this puzzle
            31. 59A
              Egg-shaped (technically a football is a prolate spheroid)
            32. 60A
              Quaint contraction that's an anagram of another contraction
            33. 61A
              Hectic hospital areas
            34. 62A
              Moisten
            35. 63A
              Dudes
            36. 64A
              Vikings vs. Packers kickoff hrs. when they play in December
            37. 65A
              Convenience store convenience
            38. 68A
              Circular bacterial infection in potatoes
            39. 70A
              Delight (and a former Fox high school musical comedy-drama)
            40. 71A
              Indian yogurt sauce side dish
            41. 74A
              Quick laugh in triumph
            42. 75A
              Condemns to hell
            43. 76A
              Has a goal of, like winning the Super Bowl before the season starts
            44. 78A
              Count or record systemically, like a statistician
            45. 80A
              Dryly humorous
            46. 81A
              Toward the stern
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              Short (and sweet)-lived iMessage precursor for short
            48. 84A
              One of Pooh's pals
            49. 86A
              DOJ agency
            50. 88A
              Cube-hopping '80s arcade creature with a pronounced proboscis
            51. 92A
              Second former first lady Bush
            52. 94A
              Mufasa's murderer and something chicks allegedly dig
            53. 96A
              Doubly named Hawaiian fish
            54. 98A
              Farm units
            55. 99A
              Inca territory
            56. 100A
              "Stupid ____ stupid does."
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              She's Valkyrie in "Thor" and Bianca in "Creed" franchises
            58. 102A
              Tennis star Djokovic, by birth
            59. 103A
              Much less threatening and cutesy 14A
            Down
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              ____-Magnon
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              ____ weevil (cotton pest)
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              Lady with a good poker face?
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              Donkey's sound
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              On a mission for
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              Yes, to Yamato
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              15A in 99A
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              Pittsburgh product and team namesake
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              100 yrs.
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              School from "Charm City" in the "Old Line State" that was the first 16-seed to beat a 1-seed in the NCAA basketball tournament
            11. 11D
              Ocean-colored
            12. 12D
              Like reserved seats
            13. 13D
              Neighbor of Leb. (to the right)
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              Substantial
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              Diamond stat
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              Block tower game
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              Foul moods
            18. 30D
              Letters after 4G
            19. 31D
              It precedes dash or way
            20. 32D
              Tolkien tree creatures or tinnitus specialists
            21. 33D
              Trident-shaped Greek letters
            22. 34D
              Guitar innovator Paul
            23. 35D
              Modern acronym used for people in the early stages of dating to determine exclusivity (or not) -- or initials for recently-drafted Cleveland Browns QB from UCLA
            24. 37D
              ____-mo replay
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              Spell caster
            26. 43D
              Amateur baker's lament: "Why don't microwaves have ____ butter setting?"
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              Most strange or creepy
            28. 46D
              ____ Bowler (NFL all-star)
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              Flight info
            30. 49D
              Delighted dog motion
            31. 50D
              Summer in 41A
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              Table shaker contents in 41A
            33. 52D
              Some laptops
            34. 53D
              First responders
            35. 54D
              Flo Rida track touting apple-bottom jeans and boots with the fur (with the fur!)
            36. 55D
              "____ got my eye on you!"
            37. 56D
              "Unforgettable" and regal crooner Cole
            38. 57D
              Second most common surname in India
            39. 58D
              He's "A-Team" player
            40. 63D
              Sporty Mazda
            41. 64D
              Pre-marriage roommate, informally (taken from a verb)
            42. 65D
              ____ mater
            43. 66D
              Circus site
            44. 67D
              Month, in Milan
            45. 68D
              Twitter shares, briefly
            46. 69D
              Snitch
            47. 70D
              Four qts.
            48. 71D
              Sushi, usually
            49. 72D
              Competition in the sky
            50. 73D
              Laid back soft-rock / reggae #1 hit from Jason Mraz
            51. 75D
              Stereotypical jock label
            52. 77D
              Not on
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              Blend of spices for the smoker
            54. 82D
              Recipe amounts (abbrev.)
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              Mine extracts
            56. 87D
              Slurpee competitor
            57. 89D
              Muslim ruler title
            58. 90D
              Tabula ____ (clean slate)
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              Defrost
            60. 92D
              Back muscle
            61. 93D
              What comes between cool and cucumber or fit and fiddle
            62. 95D
              Board next to Dep. at DFW
            63. 97D
              Neighbor of Leb. (below)
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