CROSSHARE
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Why don’t _____ give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
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Across
  1. 1A
    Why don’t _____ give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
  2. 6A
    What do Kermit the Frog and _____ the Hurricane have in common? They both have the same middle name.
  3. 7A
    X, the social media app, fka Twitter, lets you ___ __ to the blue check program for $8 a month. Then you can hide the blue check in your settings to avoid being made fun of. What a joke, just not a Dad one.
  4. 8A
    Detective: “I’m thinking he was choked to death.” Coroner: “You’re right. _____ around the collar.”
  5. 9A
    Why do dads take an extra pair of _____ when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
Down
  1. 1D
    What are meals called that you can use in Rome to say “Hi” and “Bye”: _____
  2. 2D
    BREAKING NEWS! Scientists have discovered sexual _____duction in French rolls. I guess you could say: “Bread baguette bread”
  3. 3D
    What do linguists do when they’re feeling naughty? They get into some _____s.
  4. 4D
    My dentist told me I'm on the _____ of having tooth decay. He said I am precarious.
  5. 5D
    What bird never _____ the lyrics to a song? A hummingbird.
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