Dad Jokes #6
◆ · By Randy Hunt · Published 2023-08-31T20:54:43.147Z
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Why don’t _____ give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
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- 1AWhy don’t _____ give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
- 6AWhat do Kermit the Frog and _____ the Hurricane have in common? They both have the same middle name.
- 7AX, the social media app, fka Twitter, lets you ___ __ to the blue check program for $8 a month. Then you can hide the blue check in your settings to avoid being made fun of. What a joke, just not a Dad one.
- 8ADetective: “I’m thinking he was choked to death.” Coroner: “You’re right. _____ around the collar.”
- 9AWhy do dads take an extra pair of _____ when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
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- 1DWhat are meals called that you can use in Rome to say “Hi” and “Bye”: _____
- 2DBREAKING NEWS! Scientists have discovered sexual _____duction in French rolls. I guess you could say: “Bread baguette bread”
- 3DWhat do linguists do when they’re feeling naughty? They get into some _____s.
- 4DMy dentist told me I'm on the _____ of having tooth decay. He said I am precarious.
- 5DWhat bird never _____ the lyrics to a song? A hummingbird.