"Dinner with my man on a G5, that's my idea of an ____"
10A
Self-soothing behavior, for short
14A
Crosses (out)
15A
In any way
16A
Starter home?
17A
Civil rights law signed in 1990 (abbr.)
18A
Carpenter's "____ I Can't Send"
19A
Fluffy Avatar pet
20A
Modern scourge that might be in your water
23A
Be too scared to
24A
Sporty sunroofs
27A
"I wouldn't touch that with ___-foot pole!"
28A
Hobbyist's creations that might end up in glass bottles
32A
Opposites of nos
34A
Detach (from)
35A
American gold-medalist Sunisa
36A
Falsehoods you might hope are harmless
40A
Honest ___
43A
October birthstone
44A
Swatting sounds
48A
Designer dogs that might fit in your handbag
52A
Instagram's answer to the TikTok video
53A
This guy likes to eat
54A
WNBA official
56A
NYT game that might spark leaderboard competition
60A
Pair of two
62A
Aimed for
63A
Sex and the City boyfriend, for short
64A
Relax
65A
Lower limits, in math
66A
Suffix with hero
67A
Stir fry vessels
68A
Orthodontic device for separating teeth
69A
Metric system letters
Verticali
1D
Date to study up for
2D
Help settle a dispute
3D
Apparently "bygone Jim Davis comic strip that took place on a farm," but use the clue "American land measurements, abbr." if you weren't reading the funny pages from 1986 to 1989
4D
Hit with, as a pickup line
5D
Shake it!
6D
Formerly, formerly
7D
Crossword writers ride for this shoe brand
8D
Both Ts in AT&T (!!) for short
9D
Formerly, formerly
10D
How you might misspell a popular watch brand if you were an IDIOT
11D
Growing concern?
12D
Some of my students could be called this due to their rascally antics
13D
What Shaq has, crazily enough
21D
What you shouldn't forget to do to your library books
22D
Response to a compliment on a recently-purchased item
25D
Mask or Hazmat suit, for short
26D
Opposite of NNW
29D
You might do this instead of moving on
30D
Slippery little bastard (second puzzle in a row makes this one a cute little clueing tradition!)
31D
Homophone for "lie"
33D
What Aaron Judge would be if he ran for mayor
37D
Fancy stock market thingamajig
38D
"How much [redacted drug] did you do??" "Uh, just a ___??"
39D
Sexist Shakespearian title for a woman
40D
DOJ division (can't think of a fun bonus clue for this extremely unfun abbreviation, sorry)
41D
Lavigne's Sk8er ___
42D
Partner of the earplug, for a stubborn sleeper
45D
You get this type of exercise when you run or swim
46D
Looking, as through a keyhole
47D
Heavy hammers
49D
Groups of lions
50D
Fifty Shades of Grey, to some
51D
Bagel choice that might make me question our friendship
55D
"Polaris, e.g., in astronomy," or "winner of having the worst grades" if you're not a frickin nerd
57D
Shorthand for prejudices of all kinds
58D
___ off the old block
59D
Juvenile nickname for Covid-19
60D
"I know I mountain ___ it to ya" (can you tell which tiny little pop star is my current obsession?!)