Hey there! It's Darth, and I'm excited to present you with my fifth meta puzzle. This idea for this one was formed after a family event during the holidays and was originally titled "Cryptic Collaboration" with the plan of presenting a meta challenge that would encourage a "group" solve. Not to worry, it's much tamer now and more accessible. (Note those starred clues that help guide you to the solution.)
I'd love to say more, but it might spoil the joy of discovery. After all, that's what "lateral thinking" is all about!