There is a bar in this puzzle at
27-Down. No need to overanalyze this bar... it is NOT part of the meta puzzle... I simply couldn't find symmetric theme answers to use, so just decided to go with it. Like the title says, this puzzle sucks...
Hint #1: There are 5 entries with a parenthetical number in their clues... these are the 5 theme entries
Hint #2: Can you figure out what they have in common? If you've done household chores before, it might be easier
Hint #3: They all contain vacuum cleaner brands
Hint #4: Consider the nth letter of the vacuum cleaner brand where n = number in parenthesis
Hint #5: If you circle the five letters, the answer can be read out in grid order