Finally!
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Douchecanoes (or I guess "Detectives" if you want to go with the "clean" definition of the word)
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Across
  1. 1A
    Douchecanoes (or I guess "Detectives" if you want to go with the "clean" definition of the word)
  2. 6A
    Govt. agy. authorized by the American Constitution
  3. 10A
    Bit of poolside protection
  4. 11A
    Horn-y sound?
  5. 12A
    ______ di Mare (Italian fashion brand)
  6. 13A
    Like some cookies with raisins or chocolate chips
  7. 14A
    Pointer's pick
  8. 15A
    Hurdle for a future M.B.A.
  9. 17A
    Chinese Nationalist leader Sun ___-sen
  10. 18A
    HDTV shape: Abbr.
  11. 19A
    Canada, jocularly
  12. 24A
    Jennifer Hudson accomplishment as of 2022
  13. 25A
    She, in Recife
  14. 26A
    Flim-____
  15. 27A
    Letters with "0" on most landline phones
  16. 28A
    Ruffle some feathers
  17. 30A
    Lion, jaguar, or panther
  18. 32A
    With 28-Down, knocking noise
  19. 33A
    Standard performed by Beyoncé during Barack Obama's 2009 inauguration...or what's seen in 17 of this puzzle's answers
  20. 34A
    "You gonna eat your ____?" (Line from the title character to Pedro in "Napoleon Dynamite")
  21. 35A
    Place for grills
Down
  1. 1D
    Home to Duke University
  2. 2D
    Con in the can
  3. 3D
    Shoot the shit
  4. 4D
    Half a candy bar?
  5. 5D
    "The Rumble" between the Sharks and Jets in "West Side Story," e.g.
  6. 6D
    Vessels mentioned in "Springtime for Hitler" from "The Producers"
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    It's frequently left hanging
  8. 8D
    One-note S.N.L. character played by Julia Sweeney who probably wouldn't (nor shouldn't) exist today
  9. 9D
    This place stinks!
  10. 10D
    Truth, in Sanskrit (it's also an anagram of a popular Southeast Asian appetizer with sliced meat on a skewer...and now I'm hungry)
  11. 16D
    Hurdle for a future Dr.
  12. 18D
    Home to the University of Latvia
  13. 20D
    Subleases
  14. 21D
    One digging jive, man
  15. 22D
    "Freak on ______" (1999 Korn hit)
  16. 23D
    "The Goldfinch" author Donna
  17. 26D
    Formerly fizzy
  18. 27D
    Be a creep
  19. 28D
    See 32-Across
  20. 29D
    Judge portrayed by Kenneth Choi in the first season of "American Crime Story"
  21. 31D
    Meteor's tail?
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