Poof...You're A Sandwich!
Print Puzzle
Download .puz File
Account / Settings
Construct a Puzzle

Poof...You're A Sandwich!

◆◆ · By DRitters

Constructor's Note
Rejected by both the NY and LA Times. Coast to coast!
Checking for previous play data...

Comments

Sign in with google to leave a comment of your own:

  • Jeff Linder 16:09 · 2022-05-16T14:48:20.536Z
    I really enjoyed this - the jokes were right up my alley, the fill was clean, and the cluing was fun. I finished with a dumb typo (fingers don't always cooperate); mea culpa .
    1A
    (Goes) sideways
    1
    2
    3
    4
    5
    6
    7
    8
    9
    10
    11
    12
    13
    14
    15
    16
    17
    18
    19
    20
    21
    22
    23
    24
    25
    26
    27
    28
    29
    30
    31
    32
    33
    34
    35
    36
    37
    38
    39
    40
    41
    42
    43
    44
    45
    46
    47
    48
    49
    50
    51
    52
    53
    54
    55
    56
    57
    58
    59
    60
    61
    62
    63
    64
    65
    66
    67
    68
    69
    70
    71
    72
    73
    74
    75
    76
    77
    78
    79
    80
    81
    82
    83
    84
    85
    86
    87
    88
    89
    90
    91
    92
    93
    94
    95
    96
    97
    98
    99
    100
    101
    102
    103
    104
    105
    106
    107
    108
    109
    110
    111
    112
    113
    114
    Across
    1. 1A
      (Goes) sideways
    2. 5A
      Inquires or inquiries
    3. 9A
      "Deep breath..."
    4. 15A
      Crystal lines
    5. 16A
      Blackjack dealer's apparatus
    6. 17A
      Was conspicuous
    7. 19A
      "I stopped telling the one about a broken refrigerator because ____"
    8. 21A
      "How does Moses make his coffee? _______ "
    9. 23A
      Trotter's sound
    10. 24A
      Famed film director Akira
    11. 26A
      Stain
    12. 27A
      Ridge
    13. 28A
      Adversarial agent to Neo
    14. 29A
      Result of a major burn
    15. 31A
      Roman council
    16. 32A
      Modern-day Ninevah
    17. 34A
      Red Ryder ammo
    18. 35A
      Drop a line?
    19. 37A
      Tighter than homies
    20. 38A
      Refrains from acting
    21. 40A
      "Careful not to to make that pepper angry or it'll get ________"
    22. 44A
      Netter Nastase
    23. 45A
      Li'l Dickie's alter ego
    24. 46A
      DeVille portrayer
    25. 47A
      Emetic drug
    26. 50A
      Norse pantheon
    27. 51A
      US invasion location of 1983
    28. 55A
      Sec reciprocal
    29. 56A
      University of Arizona home
    30. 58A
      Quiet-mouse and light-feather connection
    31. 60A
      Stranger
    32. 61A
      "Why did Uncle Jed win a farming award? Because he was_______"
    33. 66A
      Villanous grin
    34. 67A
      Drones, e.g.
    35. 68A
      Arrival
    36. 69A
      Praxis replacement
    37. 70A
      Banner or gutter, possibly
    38. 72A
      Tumultuous
    39. 73A
      Wilbur or Orville Wright
    40. 76A
      Unoriginal
    41. 78A
      Like fanciful tales
    42. 79A
      Get 78A
    43. 80A
      "My one about the elevator works on ________ "
    44. 84A
      Locations for low-key airplane conflicts
    45. 88A
      Barefoot Contessa's Garten
    46. 89A
      Kodiak shelfmate
    47. 90A
      As yet unnamed
    48. 91A
      Where you might see "Tomorrow"
    49. 92A
      They can help you keep focus
    50. 96A
      Nightmarish street
    51. 97A
      "Skin"-ny endings?
    52. 99A
      It will make you lose face at the poker table
    53. 100A
      Homecooked fare
    54. 102A
      Password preceder
    55. 104A
      Place for Fame or Justice
    56. 105A
      "Do you know how many apples are growing on that tree? _________ "
    57. 107A
      What this puzzle and my day is full of
    58. 109A
      Act like a magician's assistant or magnetic train
    59. 110A
      Architectural "S"
    60. 111A
      TV's Marine Pyle
    61. 112A
      "Madame" in Mexico
    62. 113A
      Silently acknowledges
    63. 114A
      Ogled
    Down
    1. 1D
      Of minimum quality
    2. 2D
      "What do Santa's elves listen to at work? _________"
    3. 3D
      Laugh, in Lyon
    4. 4D
      Tugs
    5. 5D
      Give credit to
    6. 6D
      Seedlings
    7. 7D
      Toy type patented in 1987
    8. 8D
      Actress Ward
    9. 9D
      Believer
    10. 10D
      Swarms
    11. 11D
      Contingent
    12. 12D
      Mononymus singer whose first 3 albums are literally odd
    13. 13D
      Nearly out of
    14. 14D
      Turkey's first president
    15. 15D
      His successor was Hilarius
    16. 17D
      California's highest Cascade peak
    17. 18D
      Minty capsule
    18. 19D
      Cold War threats
    19. 20D
      Heatless dryer setting
    20. 22D
      Commonality
    21. 25D
      Bob Marley backer
    22. 30D
      IPA flavor feature
    23. 33D
      Country singer McCann
    24. 35D
      "Why did Cinderella want to hang out with the Prince? She heard he was _______"
    25. 36D
      Profit
    26. 39D
      Maxims
    27. 40D
      Momoa who plays Aquaman
    28. 41D
      Partner of "neither"
    29. 42D
      Words before "a kind" or "the crowd"
    30. 43D
      Big bag maker
    31. 45D
      Ricky Ricardo portrayer and his Junior
    32. 47D
      Penta X 4
    33. 48D
      1/14 of 46A
    34. 49D
      ___ Park, CO
    35. 50D
      "Back In Black" band
    36. 52D
      Glandular prefix
    37. 53D
      Scientific "change"
    38. 54D
      Our Miss Brooks' Eve
    39. 57D
      Empties the spool
    40. 58D
      Chorus from Verdi
    41. 59D
      "Where The Sidewalk Ends" author Silverstein
    42. 62D
      Cell dividers
    43. 63D
      Prepare for an event
    44. 64D
      They can be pop or false
    45. 65D
      "Perfect" confluence
    46. 71D
      Partner of "hue"
    47. 72D
      First stringers
    48. 74D
      Dance at a bat mitzvah
    49. 75D
      "I saw my boss in the parking lot this morning. She told me to have a great day, so ______ "
    50. 77D
      Pump fake on the ice
    51. 79D
      Patriarch's matriarch, informally
    52. 80D
      MMA great Anderson
    53. 81D
      Ed, of Modern Family and Married With Children
    54. 82D
      Capes
    55. 83D
      Capacity
    56. 84D
      Chafes
    57. 85D
      Moved surrepetitiously
    58. 86D
      One who breaks ground
    59. 87D
      Trades bread for dough
    60. 90D
      Leaned toward
    61. 93D
      Range...range in the home
    62. 94D
      Like Keebler's Ernie
    63. 95D
      Imbroglio
    64. 97D
      Balboa's nemesis in Rocky IV
    65. 98D
      Papyrus source
    66. 101D
      ___-Pei
    67. 103D
      Poetically dark
    68. 106D
      Seventh Greek letter
    69. 108D
      Delight
    Loading...