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According to Joe, you can't go to 7-11 or Dunkin' Donuts without this
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According to Joe, you can't go to 7-11 or Dunkin' Donuts without this
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All the damn vowels
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Amass things, like people did with toilet paper at the beginning of the pandemic
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Place where Sam-I-Am wouldn't eat green eggs and ham
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You need these to propel your dinghy
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"___ Smith" Matrix villain
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Country with castes and sacred cows
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These are best when the meat is falling off the bone
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Dark brown or black
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Spain and Portugal
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"___pussy" James Bond film
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Denmark money
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"If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then ___"
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Vehicle Joe claims he used to drive
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Place where the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building used to be
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Chest or poodle starter
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Home to Big Bird and Mr. Rogers
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Declaration of going it alone
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Type of pump to keep you boat afloat
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If you question Joe's fitness, he'll challenge you to one of these
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Tragic football great Junior
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Not crazy
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Finish extra periods
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One of the generation between Boomers and Millennials
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How Joe finishes a ridiculous statement
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Big business abbr.
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Post script/not applicable
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Of all the weird things to come out of Joe's mouth, this went in it on his "No Malarky" tour
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Ancient and Honorable Artillery Company
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British beer airline?
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Dog command
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Fan the flames of
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"White ___" preferred alcoholic drink for dumb chicks
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Joe bragged this to reporters on July 25, 2021
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Next to women, group Joe likes sniffing the most
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Dodge City Lawman Wyatt
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You know Joe was born here because he won't shut up about it
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___ Balls, barf-inducing snacks
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12 p.m. in Phoenix, perhaps
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Historic periods
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Clumsy morons
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Joe declared this upon the passage of Obamacare
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Ain't good
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Atlanta District Amateur Soccer League
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Pearl Jam's frist album
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One of the "at least 3" genders Joe claims exists
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"Don't tase me, ___"
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Petrified prehistoric organism, like Joe
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Word Joe made up in 2020, related to health care
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SCOTUS Justice Samuel
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An expression of anger
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3rd best song on Van Halen's "1984"
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Dumbass slang
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Type of exam or sex
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Socrates' student and Aristotle's teacher
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Mouth, wide open
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Cookie metaphor regarding a black person who acts white
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He fiddled as Rome burned
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Boo boo to a toddler
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Creepy
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Joe called a supporter a lying one of these in New Hampshire
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Who you gonna call when your Rolls-Royce Ghost is busted
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Castrated bull
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Untruth, specialized by Joe
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Ancient Greek region
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Wound incurred when a dog chomps your stomach
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How many years since Joe was 49
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Inspired by a charged particle? (worst answer in the puzzle)
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Tennis player Rafael
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"Violent Pacification" punk band
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"They Drive By Night" actress Lupino
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Drug cop or snitch
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A little or what you need for your drill
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Detroit hall where "Kiss Alive!" was recorded
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Rail-based freight transportation company
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Lack of rye fungal disease
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Small drum
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Rice-A-____, a non-NSFW San Francisco treat
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Someone who is a bitch and a snake
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Ambient music composer Brian
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Mediocre her?
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Ovens to cook your ceramics
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Rude, noisy people
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Someone from Muskogee according to Merle Haggard
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University which Kelly Bundy pronounces "Uck-Luh"
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Kwiki-Mart worker killed by cancel culture
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Walter Cronkite's network
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My Doc Martens will leave these on your face
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Pooch interested in Internet addresses?
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Get laid or hit a home run (same thing)
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Joe wants to change these because he says people can't own cannons
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Actress Huston to friends, maybe
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Unskilled person of little significance
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United Nations Council for Namibia
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Former boat
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Office Joe claimed he was running for in the presidential race
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Outlined
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Mix an alcoholic drink with a worm in it
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Antibiotic-associated diarrhea
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First part of Kenobi's first name
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Sulfer Springs, TX radio station
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Electronic pictures of the faces of a people being sought by the police
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Serpico portrayer Al and his family
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Steals the second letter of the alphabet
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Illinois athletes who are always fighting
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Irish word for "tennis" that sounds like the first Huskie on a sled team
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Joe's declaration after struggling to remember the third letter of the alphabet
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Hulk Hogan wrestling group or the secret one-world government
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What Brits call Americans
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Cook with intense radiant heat
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Once ___ a time
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With "la" Los Angeles tar pits area
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Jason Lee's name on a TV show
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Indian actress Saha
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This puts the "A" in the AV club
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Not going to be lame (okay, I lied. This is the worst answer in the puzzle)
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"Dancing Queen" group
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Corporal Klinger portrayer
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Screaming Demons over Europe (flight simulator)
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Quick shit?
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Government agency
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works for
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Terminate
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Moby-Dick narrator
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"Tippe___ and Tyler Too"
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Have the same opinion in a text
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Melancholy Portuguese song
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Spanish verb meaning "to sniff" (what Jose Bideno does to cabello)
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Spawned
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"___ in someone else's chess game"
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Peg Bundy actress Sagal
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Locked up like an animal
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___ 51, where they faked the moon landing
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Team America Rocketry Challenge
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Soothing lotion
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Where you are after ABCDE
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Guy Dr. Seuss liked to hop on
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British crapper
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Stand-up comic Shaffir
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Key lime or banana cream
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Put a "B" on this an you got yourself a cold refreshing adult beverage
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