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Joe Says The Darndest Things

◆◆ · By DefConOne · Published 2022-02-13T19:16:58.354Z

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  • Rich Lamprey 2:57:35 · 2022-02-15T16:37:08.682Z
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    1A
    According to Joe, you can't go to 7-11 or Dunkin' Donuts without this
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    Across
    1. 1A
      According to Joe, you can't go to 7-11 or Dunkin' Donuts without this
    2. 17A
      All the damn vowels
    3. 18A
      Amass things, like people did with toilet paper at the beginning of the pandemic
    4. 19A
      Place where Sam-I-Am wouldn't eat green eggs and ham
    5. 20A
      You need these to propel your dinghy
    6. 23A
      "___ Smith" Matrix villain
    7. 24A
      Country with castes and sacred cows
    8. 25A
      These are best when the meat is falling off the bone
    9. 26A
      Dark brown or black
    10. 27A
      Spain and Portugal
    11. 29A
      "___pussy" James Bond film
    12. 30A
      Denmark money
    13. 31A
      "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then ___"
    14. 36A
      Vehicle Joe claims he used to drive
    15. 37A
      Place where the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building used to be
    16. 38A
      Chest or poodle starter
    17. 39A
      Home to Big Bird and Mr. Rogers
    18. 40A
      Declaration of going it alone
    19. 42A
      Type of pump to keep you boat afloat
    20. 44A
      If you question Joe's fitness, he'll challenge you to one of these
    21. 50A
      Tragic football great Junior
    22. 51A
      Not crazy
    23. 53A
      Finish extra periods
    24. 54A
      One of the generation between Boomers and Millennials
    25. 55A
      How Joe finishes a ridiculous statement
    26. 59A
      Big business abbr.
    27. 60A
      Post script/not applicable
    28. 61A
      Of all the weird things to come out of Joe's mouth, this went in it on his "No Malarky" tour
    29. 65A
      Ancient and Honorable Artillery Company
    30. 66A
      British beer airline?
    31. 67A
      Dog command
    32. 68A
      Fan the flames of
    33. 70A
      "White ___" preferred alcoholic drink for dumb chicks
    34. 71A
      Joe bragged this to reporters on July 25, 2021
    35. 78A
      Next to women, group Joe likes sniffing the most
    36. 79A
      Dodge City Lawman Wyatt
    37. 80A
      You know Joe was born here because he won't shut up about it
    38. 81A
      ___ Balls, barf-inducing snacks
    39. 82A
      12 p.m. in Phoenix, perhaps
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      Historic periods
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      Clumsy morons
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      Joe declared this upon the passage of Obamacare
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      Ain't good
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      Atlanta District Amateur Soccer League
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      Pearl Jam's frist album
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      One of the "at least 3" genders Joe claims exists
    47. 98A
      "Don't tase me, ___"
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      Petrified prehistoric organism, like Joe
    49. 102A
      Word Joe made up in 2020, related to health care
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      SCOTUS Justice Samuel
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      An expression of anger
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      3rd best song on Van Halen's "1984"
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      Dumbass slang
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      Type of exam or sex
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      Socrates' student and Aristotle's teacher
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      Mouth, wide open
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      Cookie metaphor regarding a black person who acts white
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      He fiddled as Rome burned
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      Boo boo to a toddler
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      Creepy
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      Joe called a supporter a lying one of these in New Hampshire
    Down
    1. 1D
      Who you gonna call when your Rolls-Royce Ghost is busted
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      Castrated bull
    3. 3D
      Untruth, specialized by Joe
    4. 4D
      Ancient Greek region
    5. 5D
      Wound incurred when a dog chomps your stomach
    6. 6D
      How many years since Joe was 49
    7. 7D
      Inspired by a charged particle? (worst answer in the puzzle)
    8. 8D
      Tennis player Rafael
    9. 9D
      "Violent Pacification" punk band
    10. 10D
      "They Drive By Night" actress Lupino
    11. 11D
      Drug cop or snitch
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      A little or what you need for your drill
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      Detroit hall where "Kiss Alive!" was recorded
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      Rail-based freight transportation company
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      Lack of rye fungal disease
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      Small drum
    17. 21D
      Rice-A-____, a non-NSFW San Francisco treat
    18. 22D
      Someone who is a bitch and a snake
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      Ambient music composer Brian
    20. 29D
      Mediocre her?
    21. 30D
      Ovens to cook your ceramics
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      Rude, noisy people
    23. 32D
      Someone from Muskogee according to Merle Haggard
    24. 33D
      University which Kelly Bundy pronounces "Uck-Luh"
    25. 34D
      Kwiki-Mart worker killed by cancel culture
    26. 35D
      Walter Cronkite's network
    27. 36D
      My Doc Martens will leave these on your face
    28. 40D
      Pooch interested in Internet addresses?
    29. 41D
      Get laid or hit a home run (same thing)
    30. 43D
      Joe wants to change these because he says people can't own cannons
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      Actress Huston to friends, maybe
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      Unskilled person of little significance
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      United Nations Council for Namibia
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      Former boat
    35. 48D
      Office Joe claimed he was running for in the presidential race
    36. 49D
      Outlined
    37. 51D
      Mix an alcoholic drink with a worm in it
    38. 52D
      Antibiotic-associated diarrhea
    39. 56D
      First part of Kenobi's first name
    40. 57D
      Sulfer Springs, TX radio station
    41. 58D
      Electronic pictures of the faces of a people being sought by the police
    42. 60D
      Serpico portrayer Al and his family
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      Steals the second letter of the alphabet
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      Illinois athletes who are always fighting
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      Irish word for "tennis" that sounds like the first Huskie on a sled team
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      Joe's declaration after struggling to remember the third letter of the alphabet
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      Hulk Hogan wrestling group or the secret one-world government
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      What Brits call Americans
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      Cook with intense radiant heat
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      Once ___ a time
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      With "la" Los Angeles tar pits area
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      Jason Lee's name on a TV show
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      Indian actress Saha
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      This puts the "A" in the AV club
    55. 83D
      Not going to be lame (okay, I lied. This is the worst answer in the puzzle)
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      "Dancing Queen" group
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      Corporal Klinger portrayer
    58. 88D
      Screaming Demons over Europe (flight simulator)
    59. 90D
      Quick shit?
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      Government agency 11D works for
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      Terminate
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      Moby-Dick narrator
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      "Tippe___ and Tyler Too"
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      Have the same opinion in a text
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      Melancholy Portuguese song
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      Spanish verb meaning "to sniff" (what Jose Bideno does to cabello)
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      Spawned
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      "___ in someone else's chess game"
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      Peg Bundy actress Sagal
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      Locked up like an animal
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      ___ 51, where they faked the moon landing
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      Team America Rocketry Challenge
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      Soothing lotion
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      Where you are after ABCDE
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      Guy Dr. Seuss liked to hop on
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      British crapper
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      Stand-up comic Shaffir
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      Key lime or banana cream
    79. 118D
      Put a "B" on this an you got yourself a cold refreshing adult beverage
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