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A MARRY OCCASION

◆ · By Hoyt Arcane · Published 2023-06-30T05:01:42.061Z

(EDITOR'S NOTE: Hoyt's puzzles may contain R-rated subject matter and an unapologetic progressive bent)
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  • JeffsPuzzles 🤓4:58 · 2023-06-30T12:02:46.261Z
    My kind of humor! Unfortunately I filled in "BORING" for "MOVING", which says a lot more about me than the puzzle. Thanks for sharing!
    • Hoyt Arcane constructor · 2023-06-30T13:13:49.701Z
      Omg that would have been brilliant
      • alex 41:51 · 2023-07-01T06:57:25.722Z
        I also did boring first!
        • mimka 🤓30:01 · 2023-07-01T15:37:20.575Z
          As did I! 🥱
        • ariel haymarket 🤓2:58 · 2023-06-30T15:52:21.697Z
          Silly comment aside coming from a tester, great puzzle!
          • ariel haymarket 🤓2:58 · 2023-06-30T15:51:40.641Z
            Seems familiar :v
            • kieranjboyd 🤓7:39 · 2023-07-01T07:09:02.593Z
              Ha! Great the joke is symmetric
              • mimka 🤓30:01 · 2023-07-01T16:09:40.905Z
                Love the incorporation of the dad joke, it added another layer (tier? 🎂) to the puzzle
                • Hoyt Arcane constructor · 2023-07-01T18:23:50.097Z
                  Glad you enjoyed!
                • Cycleboy 28:33 · 2023-07-06T17:24:58.513Z
                  Great puzzle!!
                  Play today's daily mini crossword
                  1A
                  Threads whose titles might read "I am an expert on vacuum cleaners" or "I am a political mess", for short
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                  1. 1A
                    Threads whose titles might read "I am an expert on vacuum cleaners" or "I am a political mess", for short
                  2. 5A
                    You can do it in your sleep
                  3. 10A
                    Pronto
                  4. 14A
                    Pattern that's not meant to stand out
                  5. 15A
                    Worth
                  6. 16A
                    Distort, as data
                  7. 17A
                    Part 1 of a dad joke
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                    Fist, for the letter A
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                    "Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and __!"
                  10. 21A
                    Some Greek vowels
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                    Ring from Kahului
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                    Art __
                  13. 26A
                    Director of "Memento"
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                    Swab the deck
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                    Part 2 of a dad joke
                  16. 35A
                    Like 37 answers in this grid
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                    Sickening
                  18. 38A
                    Flap your hands or twirl your hair, say
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                    __ pan
                  20. 41A
                    Exam with a Logical Reasoning section
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                    Aquafina alternative
                  22. 46A
                    Clue collector
                  23. 48A
                    Part 3 of a dad joke
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                    Like some angsty music
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                    Bulgaria's most populated city
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                    Setting for "The King and I"
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                    __ Invictus
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                    Spanish apps
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                    Command under "Copy"
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                    "Good Omens" character to whom "there never was an apple...that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it"
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                    End of a dad joke
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                    Form of exercise that's thousands of years old
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                    Beethoven title word thought to be a misspelling of "Therese" (how did that happen)
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                    Father of Thalia, in the Percy Jackson universe
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                    Mid
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                    Al __ (tender enough)
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                    Blade with two accent marks
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                    When Brutus dies, in "Julius Caesar"
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                    Either half of a fish?
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                    Offerer of Platinum Cards, familiarly
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                    Planted, as seeds or discord
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                    Netflix rental, until 2023
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                    Walkie-talkies, e.g.
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                    Main character in "Call Me By Your Name"
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                    Dorothy's Em or Laurey's Eller
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                    Über
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                    Badonkadonk
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                    Inability, in slang
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                    Sea between Greece and Turkey
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                    Destroying, gamer-style
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                    Source of some celebrity gossip
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                    Reddit's mascot
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                    Word from the Arabic for "citadel"
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                    Egg container
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                    __ o menos ("more or less")
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                    When Indigenous People's Day is celebrated (abbr.)
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                    They might hang around gay bars
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                    Fast-food chain whose slogan was once "Service at the Speed of Sound"
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                    Not even
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                    "Washing Machine Heart" singer
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                    Haitham bin Tariq, for one
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                    A in French?
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                    Gas station station
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                    "y __"
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                    Pronto
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                    Did a jeté
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                    Some English assignments
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                    Religious practice for many New Orleanians
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                    Successful pass, in basketball
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                    Makeup of some labyrinths, fittingly
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                    Blown away
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                    Visibly ill
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                    "T __ Troy?" "No, Gabriella, T __ 'The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test...'"
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                    Soak (into)
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                    "Can't argue with that"
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                    Palindromic Latin 101 verb
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                    Key figure in the Chinese Civil War
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                    Word before an old surname
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