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(Editor's Note: This puzzle's constructor is an IDIOT!!!)

· By greenturtle3141 · Published 2024-12-08T02:30:54.657Z

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  • AuLeaf 🤓5:19 · 2024-12-09T00:06:58.817Z
    5A idk, it's not necessarily true, but my VCR had a DVD player, so I'll side with the constructor on this one :P thanks for the silly puzzle!
    • Just 4 Laffs 🤓11:17 · 2024-12-09T05:14:18.074Z
      Absolutely hilarious. Cheeky insert of some cryptics inside too. Thanks for the puzzle.
      • heron 🤓5:57 · 2024-12-09T07:32:30.370Z
        wow, this was so awesome. i wasn't expecting to solve this one given the nature of the clues, but somehow it was just enough to solve! loved figuring out ALTE, TAPIT, and BEEPAT--got stuck in the SE section for a while until everything clicked into place! INTERN was also really funny. this crossword was a 10! out of 10--beautiful work
        • riotblob 🤓4:01 · 2024-12-09T14:29:16.636Z
          lol this was fun! amazing clue for BEEPAT
          • Yawn Temiseva 🤓20:12 · 2024-12-09T19:47:43.036Z
            Loved it!
            • Sendhil Revuluri 🤓5:37 · 2024-12-09T22:32:11.897Z
              Getting strong Fight Club vibes here.
              • kieranjboyd 🤓4:34 · 2024-12-10T09:18:04.649Z
                Fun!!
                • Brandon Cathcart 🤓12:34 · 2024-12-12T17:47:26.061Z
                  Loved it! One of my favourite puzzles this year, hands down :)
                  • DIS 🤓8:18 · 2024-12-12T18:14:28.551Z
                    This was wonderful -- very innovative.
                    • Spencer Congdon 16:43 · 2024-12-12T22:18:03.798Z
                      There's a lot of clever stuff here, but 1D was really quite good. I ended up using a clue and a good thing too, the corner where I thought the error was, was actually correct. The chaos had really gotten to me at that point; really didn't know what way was up :P
                      • Caroline 18:07 · 2024-12-13T00:16:28.355Z
                        This was hilarious!
                        • Beekie 🤓11:13 · 2024-12-13T04:17:33.132Z
                          I loved this puzzle! It’s such an entertaining conceit, any it’s executed to perfection.
                          • fluffy 23:03 · 2024-12-13T17:25:42.547Z
                            This was great, and got so many chuckle-groans out of me.
                            • Dragon512 🤓8:59 · 2024-12-13T21:03:02.376Z
                              Absolutely delightful solving experience, great puzzle all around
                              • frostyjhammer 7:35 · 2024-12-13T21:48:45.606Z
                                Most fun I've had with a crossword puzzle in ages, thank you!
                                • David C 🤓12:29 · 2024-12-15T01:16:57.741Z
                                  Amazing concept and execution!
                                  • snag 🤓16:33 · 2024-12-15T17:28:04.057Z
                                    10 gold thumbs!
                                    1A
                                    :: (No, that's the OTHER part of an analogy)
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                                    Across
                                    1. 1A
                                      :: (No, that's the OTHER part of an analogy)
                                    2. 5A
                                      They play DVDs (No they don't)
                                    3. 9A
                                      Predator in the ocean (You need new glasses, that's not an H)
                                    4. 10A
                                      Red-haired mermaid (They're spelled differently you doofus!)
                                    5. 12A
                                      "It is", in past tense (A word in the answer dupes a word in the clue)
                                    6. 13A
                                      Water (Yes these two words form a real phrase but that doesn't make this a valid clue)
                                    7. 14A
                                      Noble (An adjective describing the answer does not constitute a valid clue!)
                                    8. 15A
                                      Quiet as a whisper (This makes no sense, you used ChatGPT to write this clue didn't you?)
                                    9. 16A
                                      Kilogram sounds (Did you read "pound" and think you could replace it with whatever measurement you wanted?)
                                    10. 17A
                                      This crossword is a 10 ___ of 10! (10 factorial? yeah i agree)
                                    11. 18A
                                      Impossible to set on fire (NOT WHAT THAT MEANS!!)
                                    12. 23A
                                      The earth's ___ is 2024 years (this is so blatantly wrong that i don't know where to begin)
                                    13. 24A
                                      Star Trek princess (Wrong franchise!)
                                    14. 25A
                                      "Don't care" (You need to make this phrase describe, say, "feeling" to make this work)
                                    15. 28A
                                      Black, brown, or polar (This clue is missing a subject)
                                    16. 29A
                                      Chocolate (Er, not quite the same thing)
                                    17. 30A
                                      MIC (this clue literally makes no sense wait did you somehow switch up the clue and the answer??? HOW did you POSSIBLY screw up this badly????)
                                    18. 31A
                                      Flies (Sure but should be more specific or descriptive)
                                    19. 32A
                                      Keyboard key (Sure, but you should probably narrow it down a bit more)
                                    20. 33A
                                      Packs a punch (You need an "It" at the front)
                                    21. 34A
                                      Falter endlessly (At least put a question mark if you're going to do this kind of word manipulation!)
                                    Down
                                    1. 1D
                                      One who works in the internet (Yeah you definitely have no idea what this is but you accidentally wrote a clue that kinda works if you add a question mark)
                                    2. 2D
                                      Branch cut? (But the answer is an action...)
                                    3. 3D
                                      Like multilingual people (First of all the answer is a plural noun not an adjective. Worse, this clue just doesn't work, not all multilingual people do this work)
                                    4. 4D
                                      Agree (You forgot the s...)
                                    5. 5D
                                      Household appliance, but with an extra U (No it's actually spelled correctly as-is)
                                    6. 6D
                                      Fortune teller (ok this is like the only clue that works but i don't think it works for the reason you think it does)
                                    7. 7D
                                      Greedy one, perhaps (Answer-clue mismatch, this works if you delete a word)
                                    8. 8D
                                      Opposite of buy (No it's not!)
                                    9. 9D
                                      Mountain that is known for providing medical care (You're confusing two different things!!)
                                    10. 11D
                                      They are Miserables (why am i not surprised that you're completely unaware of the existence of french)
                                    11. 15D
                                      Slang for a close friend (Not how that's spelled!!)
                                    12. 19D
                                      Appalled that gas hat mixed up (This isn't The Guardian! You can't just throw these kind of clues in an American-style grid)
                                    13. 20D
                                      Gentle touch of one's hand on a honey-making insect (I HIGHLY doubt that this was how you were supposed to parse this answer...)
                                    14. 21D
                                      What a liaison does (You can't have the answer in the clue, even in a different form...)
                                    15. 22D
                                      It's flat (Where did you go to school???)
                                    16. 25D
                                      Room cooler (Needs to be plural and you probably should have a shortening indicator)
                                    17. 26D
                                      Disappear (This is an onomatopoeia, not a verb)
                                    18. 27D
                                      Superfood that sounds like "uhh kay" (That's not how you pronounce that...)
                                    19. 30D
                                      It was created for airport security (You may want an acronym indicator, but more egregiously, this clue dupes the answer to 12A...)
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