Dad Jokes #4
◆ · By Randy Hunt · Published 2022-12-03T15:29:15.784Z
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Preacher: “I’d like to buy a singing ensemble.” Talent agent: "You mean a _____?" Preacher: “Fine, I’d like to acquire a singing ensemble.”
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- 1APreacher: “I’d like to buy a singing ensemble.” Talent agent: "You mean a _____?" Preacher: “Fine, I’d like to acquire a singing ensemble.”
- 6AFor my English folklore class, I was researching “_____ The Hunter,” but Siri took me to the “Hernia Hunter,” a black lab trained to sniff out misplaced balls.
- 7APolice reported a string of alpabet eists in Montana’s capital city, _____
- 8AHistory professor Sidney was reviewing quiz questions with his wife the night before his class on medieval Spain. “I’ll give them three hints to name a famous warlord knight. First: He was born in 1049.” His wife asked: “What else, Sid?” He was surprised and impressed. “How’d you get __ ___ so quickly?”
- 9AI was addicted to the hokey _____, but I turned myself around
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- 1DFor sale. Dead bird. Won't go _____.
- 2DHow does a German cowboy say _____? “Audi”
- 3DI sold my _____. It was just gathering dust.
- 4DI rear ended an Audi the other day. Now it's an _____.
- 5DIf my wife says she will be _____ in 5 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every 15 minutes about it.