Org. that once threatened to sue the Girl Scouts for singing campfire songs without paying licensing fees
9A
Place to make a vow or a sacrifice, depending on the mood
14A
Rare as ___'s teeth
15A
Fingerprint identifier
16A
Gets close to
17A
Units I install earlier and uninstall later every year, which is Probably Fine and Normal
18A
Chicago pizza mainstay that one of this puzzle's constructors still hasn't been to despite living in Chicago and the other of this puzzle's constructors thinks is pretty good but not as good as Giordano's
20A
Those who have not yet had the chance to become 1337
22A
"Wait, don't go yet!"
23A
Traditional Scottish garment that's huge for supporters of men's calves
24A
Strengthens
25A
Breakfast spot that should pay me $5 every time I write a crossword clue for it
29A
Something to do to a bed or an idea
31A
What our time together is, once you finish this puzzle
33A
Ironic homophone for Cupid's favorite projectile
34A
Coding language I learned from neopets.com
35A
Rule enforcer for da Bears
36A
People working on an eras tour?
40A
Dance partner for janitors and Cinderellas
41A
Down in the dumps
42A
Bounce
43A
Cows, to a child who loves animal noises
45A
Words signifying that it's going to be a while before someone actually agrees not to pick up the tab
49A
Shoe retailer hidden in "piebald oxfords"
50A
Hawai'ian family
52A
54D, in Bologna
53A
Second best many colored coat wearer (after Dolly Parton)
55A
Feral sound
56A
What can be found on Hulu, or in the Loop
60A
Part of the Tupperware set that you'll inevitably have too many or too little of as soon as you look away
61A
Buffy character who proves that "narrative foil" can and should mean "love interest"
62A
"Well butter me up and call me a biscuit!"
63A
Like Chicago's sidewalks for up to six months of the year
64A
Simply not done
65A
Maslow's hierarchy organizes them and yet he did not think to include 'being the hottest person at the grocery store'
66A
Org. where you might start your journey on an elevated train, continue on a commuter train, and end on a bus, as shown in the circled letters
Down
1D
Email sign-off for the gracious
2D
Kickback
3D
It's underfoot!
4D
Tools for bookmaking, cobbling, and murder if you're quick
5D
HBO competitor, in short
6D
Your aunt's daughter, or your aunt's daughter's son, or your aunt's mom's aunt's husband's niece, or some guy named Mike who's at your family reunion and you're not sure why, or...
7D
Plate or plot follower
8D
Fancy piece of tech to purchase, circa 2007
9D
___ mundi
10D
What I whisper to myself when I'm about to be annoying on purpose so I remember that it's for feminism
11D
Ink (up)
12D
Musical nickname I learned via Nicki's verse in "Bang Bang"
13D
Type of feed I have to figure out how to use every time I sign up for a new podcast Patreon
19D
"The Mountain Eagle" or "Flappy Bird", e.g.
21D
Second string
24D
Song Kevin Bacon has to bribe wedding DJs not to play
26D
"Mein ___" ("Cabaret" song)
27D
"We should be on Hot ___" (something my friends say even though none of us are famous and most of them aren't that spice tolerant) (the constructors of this puzzle would like you know we're fine with spice, it's just our friends who are wimps)
28D
One of many unread files in my downloads folder
30D
One of the only pasta sauce brands that can help you get by in conversational Italian
32D
Risky way to go?
34D
"Fat ___" (2021 play inspired by Shakespeare)
36D
"This is a surprise ___ that will help us later!"
37D
Portable music player that all the coolest crossword puzzle creators are still using in 2024
38D
Runs into the room and starts fighting a monster without checking for traps first, e.g.
39D
Brand that still has not solved the age old question "Can a printer actually work?"
40D
UFC sport
44D
Mint cocktail whose name is a Spanish diminuitive for 'wet', which I sure hope it is
45D
Get some air
46D
With a certain slant?
47D
Like a dress code that won't let you have casual Friday
48D
"See? SEE???"
51D
Something picked by seemingly every New Englander on every fall weekend
54D
52A, in Madrid
55D
Has a look at
56D
Cool (but definitely not new) word for frequent
57D
Agency that keeps the airplanes from falling straight out of the sky, I assume (abbr.)
58D
Little white lie, like when my transit app tells me my bus will arrive in zero minutes