CROSSHARE
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Pump (up), like I need to do to my Spelling Bee game to keep up with my mother-in-law
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Across
  1. 1A
    Pump (up), like I need to do to my Spelling Bee game to keep up with my mother-in-law
  2. 4A
    Like some fancy-schmancy communities
  3. 9A
    It represents E in Morse, or A in Braille
  4. 12A
    Bacon, lettuce, and tomato, for example. The triforces, for another.
  5. 13A
    Quaff that might give you eternal life (or let you prance around a volcano in your underwear in Hyrule)
  6. 15A
    "You wanna talk about a supply and demand problem? I sell __ for a living." -Kristoff, once permanent winter set in in Arendelle
  7. 16A
    * The one where the hero played hooky
  8. 18A
    The original in-ground pool
  9. 19A
    Foolproof way to make a kitty not completely resent your existence
  10. 20A
    Nice option for a baby name when your short list is the NATO alphabet
  11. 22A
    "___, please advance to c3." (How I address my knights in a chess game)
  12. 23A
    "The pictures made this look like a nice house of sticks, but this place is a ___!": possible bad review on AirBnB
  13. 25A
    Like, sooo many
  14. 26A
    Me: "Okay, I'll do it in a ___." My kids: "One. Time's up!" ALL. THE. TIME.
  15. 29A
    "I don't want to order a whole drink, I'll just have a ___ of yours": mantra of drink-stealers like myself
  16. 31A
    It's a good listener
  17. 33A
    One beats ace high
  18. 35A
    * The one where the hero had the same taste in jewelry as Mr. T
  19. 40A
    Played the fool, say
  20. 42A
    Private comms.
  21. 43A
    Something you might pick up as you draw with a Smencil(R), such as Blue Slushie (my favorite)
  22. 45A
    * The one where the hero downed too many Monsters?
  23. 48A
    Giant broccoli (or does broccoli look like a tiny this?)
  24. 49A
    Lamb's mama
  25. 50A
    When I was 10: "I'll feel ___ when I'm 20." When I was 20: "This isn't ___. I'll feel ___ when I'm 30," etc., etc... Me now: "Eh, 100's not that ___. You still have your whole life ahead of you!"
  26. 52A
    Totally destroy, in a match
  27. 53A
    Someone must have been really bad at alphabetizing, because this is definitely the last letter of its alphabet but somehow got misfiled between epsilon and eta.
  28. 56A
    Family dr., maybe
  29. 59A
    Platform that has this great feature where it lets me record myself singing the Paw Patrol theme song with an animated shark head for my 3 year old and then somehow accidentally send it to all his daycare teachers
  30. 61A
    Clutch at the invisible knife in my chest and fall on the floor after someone tells me something like "all escape rooms are boring," for example
  31. 63A
    Coat for all cold weather
  32. 68A
    CA Angels, on a scoreboard
  33. 69A
    * The one where the hero wore a hot dog costume
  34. 71A
    'Tis a grievous wrong where one doth attack another's honor with foul speech, in the parlance of modern times
  35. 72A
    "___ Change-o"
  36. 73A
    Base x height / 2, for a triangle
  37. 74A
    Second account for the weird stuff, often
  38. 75A
    Like an error-free crossword solve (and unlike the fill in this grid)
  39. 76A
    What you cause pink slime Gannon to do when you light-arrow him right in the triangles (until he's brought back to life in the next one, along with the hero)
Down
  1. 1D
    Prima donna speciality
  2. 2D
    You might get sprayed with it in the produce aisle
  3. 3D
    "'Being Off Instagram Has Been Good for Me,' Says Friend Who Now ___ 90 TikToks a Day" -Reductress headline
  4. 4D
    Like products such as Kit Kots, Prongles, or Thick Mints
  5. 5D
    Pond scum unit
  6. 6D
    Slants
  7. 7D
    Did you know that when you're not thinking about the rest of us, we cease to ___? We're all a figment of your imagination. Kind of weird that you had to find this out in a crossword, but it's probably time for you to know. Anyway, next clue.
  8. 8D
    Racket, or a Hyrule goddess
  9. 9D
    Type of ball with an average of 8,347.2 mirrors (don't check my math)
  10. 10D
    One making waves?
  11. 11D
    Sad juice (or the first word in the soon-to-be-released Zelda title)
  12. 12D
    Channel for film lovers, briefly
  13. 14D
    Original "King Kong" studio back in the day
  14. 17D
    Some dogs have a hazel one and a blue one
  15. 21D
    Like a diet where you can eat ice cream for every meal, but ONLY ice cream (Can't say I recommend this; don't ask me why)
  16. 24D
    Japanese bread
  17. 26D
    "This is not a ___." -me trying to reason with my 6 year-old who won't get out of the bath
  18. 27D
    Per
  19. 28D
    Upgrade for when you've got 2 wheat and 3 ore burning a hole in your pocket and your plucky little settlement is ready for the big-time
  20. 30D
    Musician Collins with the power ballads that can hit you in the feels (see "Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)")
  21. 32D
    Yankovic and Pacino, for two
  22. 34D
    Appropriate setting to listen to 30-Down's mentioned song on if you were going through a breakup in 1984
  23. 36D
    Pierre's bestie
  24. 37D
    "There ___ I in TEAM"
  25. 38D
    Roman emporer who had many impostors "come back" as him after he died
  26. 39D
    Sensed
  27. 41D
    "Do the ___" (call-to-action that's made easier to stomach by hiding its yellow color in a green bottle)
  28. 44D
    Number of things I hate about you in a 90s romcom
  29. 46D
    Cred
  30. 47D
    Alien Star Trek race who might insult you by saying "Hab SoSlI' Quch" (Your mother has a smooth forehead)
  31. 51D
    Rad
  32. 53D
    Princess referred to in the title who may or may not have been amused by the antics of the hero in the starred clues
  33. 54D
    Thing that triggers an exciting little two note jingle when it shows up on my phone
  34. 55D
    Twice-cooked dough
  35. 57D
    Meaner than mean, like the subway conductor closing the doors RIGHT as I get to them
  36. 58D
    Not chic
  37. 60D
    Anything + mayonnaise = this, apparently
  38. 62D
    Skill I can use to guess the number you're thinking of right now (7, right?)
  39. 64D
    Flighty organization for places like LAX, ORD, or JFK
  40. 65D
    "Umbrella" singer, to fans
  41. 66D
    Joint that a single leg-dip may target
  42. 67D
    What quotes around a middle name might mean
  43. 70D
    Flight path of a porcelain vase, for example?
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