The journalist covering the ice cream industry is always looking for a ____

Obsession with lions' fur?

Those Russian mountains aren't my als, they're ___

Number of UFO inhabitants in a minyan or a short-handed soccer team, I believe

What did I pull out from my hat? A grad student instructing future prosecutors!

Dirty thing that you might buy at the Mustangs' gift shop?

What's a rabbit's favorite punctuation mark? A ___.

Beginning of an ode to your grandmother?

Lubricate Asner or Sheeran

What do Bowties, Cavatini, Ditalini, and Egg noodles have in common in the dictionary? They're all ___!