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◆ · By SporcleMirror · Published 9 days ago

Constructor's Note: My entry in the September midi contest. I couldn't get long fill to fit in the grid so I decided to get wacky with the clues instead. Enjoy!
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  • kieranjboyd 🤓3:32 · 9 days ago
    Fun clues throughout!
    • Adam 🤓3:32 · 9 days ago
      Cool!
      • Mike D 4:05 · 9 days ago
        Fun one!
        • emmie 🤓3:29 · 8 days ago
          Really fun cluing!
          • Maxish 🤓5:13 · 8 days ago
            Lovely! Nice meta clue on HARE
            6D HAREAnimal that's beyond cross?
            !
            • T. G. 5:19 · 8 days ago
              Nice job!
              Play today's daily mini crossword
              1ACaptain who totally should've learned to speak whale (seriously, where's Dory when you need her?)
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              1. 1A
                Captain who totally should've learned to speak whale (seriously, where's Dory when you need her?)
              2. 5A
                Counterfeit, bogus
              3. 9A
                Implement used in schools when paper wasn't a thing
              4. 10A
                One of the three legs in the Sphinx's riddle
              5. 11A
                "Ugh, I HATE geography, especially having to memorize all of these place names. Seriously, ____ is this stuff?"
              6. 13A
                Pink Floyd's "____ You Were Here"
              7. 14A
                Bird perches such as birches
              8. 15A
                Bug
              9. 16A
                Sticker for school children?
              10. 18A
                "Math isn't my strong suit either, but if you take the time to explain things to me, then ____"
              11. 23A
                ____ bloomer (...no, it's not "OKAY")
              12. 24A
                Org. within "keep away smog"
              13. 25A
                Part of a baseball cap
              14. 28A
                Metal in blood
              15. 29A
                "Chemistry, on the other hand - especially when we do experiments in the lab... that's when I truly am ____!"
              16. 32A
                How your voice is meant to sound WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE THIS!!!
              17. 33A
                Just like ewe
              18. 34A
                Tolkien creatures who most likely have no idea of what an otorhinolaryngologist is
              19. 35A
                Unit of cell data? (or the protagonist of the Emoji Movie, but I'd rather not bring up the Emoji Movie)
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                Cold state
              2. 2D
                Owneth Shakespeare's wife, with "away"?
              3. 3D
                ___ Z (like the dictionary)
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                Big ___ (world-famous bell tower) (cue "it's not the tower at all" comments)
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                Like Luigi in "Luigi's Mansion", pretty much all the time
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                Animal that's beyond cross?
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                Poker term that's Latin for "before"
              8. 8D
                "It's OK... I guess" interjections (or 35-Across
                Unit of cell data? (or the protagonist of the Emoji Movie, but I'd rather not bring up the Emoji Movie)[----]
                and others in the Emoji Movie, but I'd rather not bring up the Emoji Movie)
              9. 9D
                Word sometimes implied to follow "tee"
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                Abbr. in a Call of Duty game title
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                Piano exercise (or something pupils do at any normal école) (I think, I don't know my French that well)
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                It makes people stone-faced
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                Value measured in degrees from the equator (abbr.)
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                British insurance giant
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                At peace
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                A point ahead
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                What pupils may do after (or during) an intense gym class
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                Like a demon, even when you move the last letter to the start
              19. 26D
                Words before "the joke"
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                Writing that's far from kid-friendly
              21. 28D
                "Sign me up!"
              22. 30D
                Part of a raft, or diary on a ship
              23. 31D
                Apple tester?
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