Keep It Up!

Sports league whose mascots include Go the Gorilla

HS exam that doesn't actually count for anything

They gave us "You Can't Always Get What You Want", "Good Riddance", and "Cut to the Feeling"

Instrument featured in the Olympic symbol for canoeing

Vampiric puncture

If you are trying to think of examples of sentences like the ones described by this entry, there are many different ways to find them, including looking at this clue, but also you could find one of the many other ones out there, and you can easily find them with a little work, there's probably one in every book you own, or if you don't any books, then you can just go to the library, my friend, where I hear they have a whole lot of books, and some of those books have some very long sentences

"Ignore this breaking news!"

Recessed section of a room, whose name comes from Arabic

Jean Toomer novel

Pick us!

Vanilla, perhaps

"Keep facepalming!"

Response to "Who will help me eat this entire bag of donut holes?"

Like this smile:

Fish eggs that can be aged in a preserves jar in Stardew Valley

How I memorized that there are seven countries that end with "stan"

Taylor Swift song with the lyric "Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword and realizing there's no right answer"

wʌt ðɪs klu ɪz yuzɪŋ

Color that could be used to describe a ginger cat

Just super not cool, man

What a bavarois needs to do overnight

Government dept. whose website includes a section on bedbugs

Company selling the Dunkin Donuts Glazed for Days Lip Gloss Set

Animals with curling horns

Type of feed used by noted snitch Crossword Butler

Reason for

Goal for Max and Leo in "The Producers"

"Go on and break my heart!"

Lord Vorkosigan in "Shards of Honor"

More boastful "Well, I did a thing"

Its commands include echo and grep

Immune system components with memory and killer varieties

Run the red light, or a precursor to 17A, 24A, and 49A

Per Avril Lavigne, he was a boy

"A" calculation

With "mode", French for "put some ice cream on it"

Invites out for, as a date where we split this entire bag of donut holes

Philosopher who, if brought to modern times, would probably be confused about smartphones and airplanes before he could give you his opinion on late stage capitalism

Makeup mogul McGrath

Amount to kick things up

Faith with nine-sided temples

"Major Hype: Gamers Have Been Divorcing Their Spouses Because They ___ As Beautiful As The Graphics On 'Unreal Engine 5'" (Onion headline)

Lager that won an award one time, 130 years ago, and won't shut up about it

Pigment that can be raw or burnt

Key to use for snitch-tagging

In need of coffee, maybe

Sports follower

Like the atmosphere at a June Pride Parade, often in more than one way

People for whom Lake Titicaca is a sacred space

Nihilism, but for the hip young gen Z crowd

Things might get risque if they're pushed

Direction you can't go if you're at an impa___

Instruction to a nervous cat-sitter

Spread, like seeds or chaos

Movie theater beverage that, as of this writing, costs around $5.75 for a small

Official language of Pakistan

Getting up every day, for some (me)

Chips whose flavors include Cardi B Cheddar Bar-B-Que and Migos Sour Cream with a Dab of Ranch

Hot, in a way

Citation, for short

Le Butcherettes frontwoman Gender Bender

"Charlotte's Web" protagonist

Root beer or Green River treat

Pokemon's Oak or Elm for short

What extra credit can get you, maybe

Treat for a hamster

Hat often worn by Run, DMC, and Jam Master Jay

Type of computer frequently wiped by tech support

Isn't caught in an infinite loop

Title for CJ Walker

Not canned

Davis of "Fences" and "Widows"

One starting a new country life

___ PreCheck, life-changing purchase

Polite (?) way to say, "You can't sit here"

March bracket calculation, typically