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Haymarket's Squares Turns 2

◆ · By ariel haymarket and hoyt arcane · Published by ariel haymarket · Published 2023-03-31T07:15:07.207Z

Two years of formally putting these in people's faces!
Tips appreciated to help this Texan keep taking estrogen! Warning - puzzles often crass, anarchic, and approaching NC-17 territory.
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  • spikeydlux 🤓5:11 · 2023-03-31T17:08:39.632Z
    another banger!
  • Shae 🤓14:36 · 2023-03-31T20:59:00.503Z
    Joyous 🏳️‍⚧️
    • ariel haymarket publisher · 2023-03-31T22:01:20.235Z
      Chag 🏳️‍⚧️ sameach!
    • Brian Callahan 🤓4:24 · 2023-03-31T22:34:49.735Z
      👏🏻Congrats on 2 years!👏🏻
    • seanm 🤓11:12 · 2023-04-02T15:59:01.851Z
      Great one, Ariel! And congrats on two great years!
      • ariel haymarket publisher · 2023-04-02T23:52:16.687Z
        Thanks! Hoyt was a big help on making the clues a tad more approachable.
        • ariel haymarket publisher · 2023-04-03T00:08:25.821Z
          okay. FAR more approachable
        Play today's daily mini crossword
        1A
        The stuff you put on 'cue to make it tasty tasty (NO. NEVER SAUCE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHO HURT YOU? YOU SEASON IT FIRST.)
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        Across
        1. 1A
          The stuff you put on 'cue to make it tasty tasty (NO. NEVER SAUCE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHO HURT YOU? YOU SEASON IT FIRST.)
        2. 5A
          Well, this puzzle's already off to a good one
        3. 10A
          Events when most PC gamers buy the games they promise to play and never do
        4. 12A
          Villain's lair that has more features advertising it than a Buc-ee's on any given Texas highway
        5. 13A
          When repeated, "Oh wow your joke is soooo witty"
        6. 14A
          When to celebrate el Ano Nuevo (Wait. Año? We've been saying it wrong this whole time????)
        7. 16A
          Lamp option, for short
        8. 18A
          Like one's behavior, if one is a chaotic evil
        9. 20A
          St. crossing
        10. 21A
          "Let's Generalize About ___" (Song from "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend")
        11. 22A
          "You got it!"
        12. 23A
          Least-visited country in Europe (some website thought that was an "interesting fact")
        13. 25A
          Group that sends arguably entertaining troupes for the troops
        14. 26A
          Where one might especially not want to be left at
        15. 27A
          Zone label for Texas that might need a redefinition
        16. 29A
          Milky beverage that, if gulped down in one sitting, will definitely cause some jitters
        17. 33A
          What Sam Reich trapped his players in for S5E9 of "Game Changer"
        18. 34A
          Reportedly snatch a commemorative pillar (A cryptic?) (A cryptic.) (K.)
        19. 35A
          Mixed-up skin art? (Two cryptic clues?? What do you think we are, MILLIONAIRES!?)
        Down
        1. 1D
          Initials for a feed that might inform you that the day this goes live is also Trans Day of Visibility
        2. 2D
          Chief John Duncan, to name one
        3. 3D
          Does this clue pass it if it's talking to another clue about anything other than that one acrostic?
        4. 4D
          Turns out there are quite a few people who don't like this Lee lady, or her desserts and pastries
        5. 5D
          Speedy aircraft that hasn't seen regular service for two decades; abbr.
        6. 6D
          "Sacred tent" that tends to be more like an outdoor dining option at Sukkot
        7. 7D
          MMA fighter McLaughlin, a.k.a. "Lady Feral"
        8. 8D
          Are you sure you want to press this? You will lose all of your progress.
        9. 9D
          Indian music label with a notably large YouTube following
        10. 11D
          Human, to cocky deities
        11. 15D
          Pod opener?
        12. 16D
          Nirvana enjoyer, perhaps
        13. 17D
          Gains hit points, say, in Pokemon
        14. 19D
          Drag race sound
        15. 24D
          Flame flicker, metaphorically (Look, alliteration is hard)
        16. 28D
          Dress for an Indian bride
        17. 30D
          Voodoo Ranger has a LOT of this particular brew
        18. 31D
          Second half of a Ke$ha banger
        19. 32D
          My mom has three of them
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