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Haymarket's Squares Turns 2

· By ariel haymarket and hoyt arcane · Published by ariel haymarket · Published 2023-03-31T07:15:07.207Z

Two years of formally putting these in people's faces!
Tips appreciated to help this Texan keep taking estrogen! Warning - puzzles often crass, anarchic, and approaching NC-17 territory.
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  • spikeydlux 🤓5:11 · 2023-03-31T17:08:39.632Z
    another banger!
    • ariel haymarket publisher · 2023-03-31T22:01:27.223Z
      Thank you!
    • Shae 🤓14:36 · 2023-03-31T20:59:00.503Z
      Joyous 🏳️‍⚧️
      • ariel haymarket publisher · 2023-03-31T22:01:20.235Z
        Chag 🏳️‍⚧️ sameach!
      • Brian Callahan 🤓4:24 · 2023-03-31T22:34:49.735Z
        👏🏻Congrats on 2 years!👏🏻
      • seanm 🤓11:12 · 2023-04-02T15:59:01.851Z
        Great one, Ariel! And congrats on two great years!
        • ariel haymarket publisher · 2023-04-02T23:52:16.687Z
          Thanks! Hoyt was a big help on making the clues a tad more approachable.
          • ariel haymarket publisher · 2023-04-03T00:08:25.821Z
            okay. FAR more approachable
          1A
          The stuff you put on 'cue to make it tasty tasty (NO. NEVER SAUCE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHO HURT YOU? YOU SEASON IT FIRST.)
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          Across
          1. 1A
            The stuff you put on 'cue to make it tasty tasty (NO. NEVER SAUCE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHO HURT YOU? YOU SEASON IT FIRST.)
          2. 5A
            Well, this puzzle's already off to a good one
          3. 10A
            Events when most PC gamers buy the games they promise to play and never do
          4. 12A
            Villain's lair that has more features advertising it than a Buc-ee's on any given Texas highway
          5. 13A
            When repeated, "Oh wow your joke is soooo witty"
          6. 14A
            When to celebrate el Ano Nuevo (Wait. Año? We've been saying it wrong this whole time????)
          7. 16A
            Lamp option, for short
          8. 18A
            Like one's behavior, if one is a chaotic evil
          9. 20A
            St. crossing
          10. 21A
            "Let's Generalize About ___" (Song from "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend")
          11. 22A
            "You got it!"
          12. 23A
            Least-visited country in Europe (some website thought that was an "interesting fact")
          13. 25A
            Group that sends arguably entertaining troupes for the troops
          14. 26A
            Where one might especially not want to be left at
          15. 27A
            Zone label for Texas that might need a redefinition
          16. 29A
            Milky beverage that, if gulped down in one sitting, will definitely cause some jitters
          17. 33A
            What Sam Reich trapped his players in for S5E9 of "Game Changer"
          18. 34A
            Reportedly snatch a commemorative pillar (A cryptic?) (A cryptic.) (K.)
          19. 35A
            Mixed-up skin art? (Two cryptic clues?? What do you think we are, MILLIONAIRES!?)
          Down
          1. 1D
            Initials for a feed that might inform you that the day this goes live is also Trans Day of Visibility
          2. 2D
            Chief John Duncan, to name one
          3. 3D
            Does this clue pass it if it's talking to another clue about anything other than that one acrostic?
          4. 4D
            Turns out there are quite a few people who don't like this Lee lady, or her desserts and pastries
          5. 5D
            Speedy aircraft that hasn't seen regular service for two decades; abbr.
          6. 6D
            "Sacred tent" that tends to be more like an outdoor dining option at Sukkot
          7. 7D
            MMA fighter McLaughlin, a.k.a. "Lady Feral"
          8. 8D
            Are you sure you want to press this? You will lose all of your progress.
          9. 9D
            Indian music label with a notably large YouTube following
          10. 11D
            Human, to cocky deities
          11. 15D
            Pod opener?
          12. 16D
            Nirvana enjoyer, perhaps
          13. 17D
            Gains hit points, say, in Pokemon
          14. 19D
            Drag race sound
          15. 24D
            Flame flicker, metaphorically (Look, alliteration is hard)
          16. 28D
            Dress for an Indian bride
          17. 30D
            Voodoo Ranger has a LOT of this particular brew
          18. 31D
            Second half of a Ke$ha banger
          19. 32D
            My mom has three of them
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