I didn't have to ask for help -- though it would have been appropriate.
DrTom 5s · 2022-05-06T13:20:55.152Z
Well I have a headache from looking through the clues, but it was a great puzzle with the usual laugh out loud clues. Thanks for a workout but an eventual solve Mikey. I "guessed" NUDGES on a whim because it was just too referential to have a title like that, a "won't solve themselves", a song that refers to being lost at sea and a 6 letter word. I also get a big DOH for not recognizing that this came out on MAY 1, just as I missed the MAY 4 on another Meta.
Refrains from singing? (I'll be using this clue every time for this one, thank you very much)
15A
What did the house say that had a property claim on it? "___ on me!"
16A
Dillydally
17A
___ Yuh-Jung, winner of the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for 2020's "Minari" (beautiful film, highly recommended)
18A
Bombeck who said "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth"
19A
Country on the Atlantic that borders two countries that end in "-bia"
20A
Reverse stitch that any knit wit can do
21A
One should be great with pages
23A
Larry T. Bird, for Twitter
24A
First word in name of band with 1978 album "You Can Tune a Piano, but You Can't Tuna Fish"
25A
In ___ (sort of)
28A
Many mins.
30A
You might find it on a sidewalk
33A
One of mine might be a pompous, ostentatious pontification of pedantic grandiloquence (thanks, Merriam-Webster)
35A
Goodman of "Dancing with the Stars"
36A
GIF, e.g.
37A
Type of marbles (that my beloved Ginger might bat around the floor)
38A
What an integral calculates
40A
Arizona city
42A
Georgia, once: Abbr.
43A
1979 song by The Police that is sometimes mistitled
49A
Neither Dem. nor Rep.
50A
Second word in name of San José's country
51A
Gets a move on
52A
Gin but not vodka
56A
Pepsi alternatives
58A
"___ Boot" (1981 film)
59A
Play that leaves some wanting Moor
60A
Soda introduced in 2005 that sometimes came in a black can
62A
Name that I'll either clue as "Disco ___" or "R-V connector" or "Good name for a cook" (you get three for the price of one!)
63A
What some classes are that this educator think shouldn't be (sorry not sorry)
65A
"Singin' in the Rain" dancer Charisse
66A
"The Scarlet ___" (James Hurst's haunting, oft-anthologized 1960 short story)
68A
Accepted doctrine (such as keeping grids symmetrical, in Crosswordville)
72A
What you probably never do for 63-Acrosses
73A
___ Halse Anderson, author of 1999's mournful, transcendent "Speak"
75A
Sands of the '60s
76A
"Hey, your deli order's ready." "My ___!"
77A
Ancient Greek state
78A
Wrestler John
79A
Since 2007, the U.S. version has featured 13 numerals: Abbr.
80A
Command
81A
AA and AAA
Down
1D
A whole bunch
2D
The end of a million?
3D
Features on lysosomes and Golgi apparatuses (look what we're learning)
4D
Part of a crown
5D
"That's so sad!"
6D
"What do you mean crosswords aren't amazing? Of course they are! Your opinion is irrelevant!"
7D
"The Reader's ___ Treasury of American Humor" (book I read in which I didn't laugh once)
8D
Put away
9D
First word of an Israeli city
10D
Rita who judges on the UK version of "The Masked Singer"
11D
What the next clue (12-Down) has
12D
Approximatley
13D
Night lights, in a way
14D
Paul Simon hosted its second episode, for short
22D
Golfer Isao
23D
Not quite as much
26D
Type of document that basically means "you keep your mouth shut": Abbr.
27D
Relaxes, maybe in a La-Z-Boy
29D
Part of CBS (network that I watch for its March Madness games and...uhhh...)
30D
Cryptic time! Upset calm symbol of happiness (4)
31D
"Take this!!"
32D
Brain part involved in emotional regulation whose first three letters are a character in "Little Women" (a meta throwback)
34D
Capital of Western Australia (don't miss this, Ben)
37D
"Pretty pretty please with glucose molecules on top???"
39D
Where I hope you don't push this meta (at least not until solving it!)
41D
"Usually one is in muck and ___. He said I was in a ___. I was trying to ascertain whether or not muck was involved as well" ("Curb Your Enthusiasm" comment)
44D
Isosceles triangles have two of these with the same measurements
45D
Puzzles different from the one you're solving now (I promise)
46D
When I fed the beachcombers some light snacks, they were ___
47D
King with daughters
48D
Sinclair rival
52D
Sine times cotangent: Abbr.
53D
Clothes
54D
Tart ingredient that I like with strawberries but who knows if I'd ever eat it plain
55D
They last between 4 and 4.5 wks.
57D
Dry, like Spanish wine
60D
Friend of Charlotte, Miranda, and Samantha
61D
Buckwheat ___ (American accordionist and musician of the genre in his stage name)
64D
Picasso said that this "has no age"
67D
"That's my cue!"
69D
Magic opponents, sometimes?
70D
Deer ___ (road sign)
71D
Affirmative votes (in favor of more metas, of course!)
72D
___-squared (statistical test named after a Greek letter)