Dad Jokes
◆ · By Randy Hunt · Published 2022-09-20T21:58:48.755Z · Crosshare's Daily Mini for 10/19/2022
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Why is _____ so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
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- 1AWhy is _____ so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
- 6AWhat do you call a _____ bull with a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
- 7ASwiss mathematician (no joke)
- 8AI have a new health app. When I entered what I ___, __ called an ambulance.
- 9APolice are looking for a man selling marijuana to birds. Eyewitnesses report he left no _____ unstoned.
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- 1DDid you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has _____ food but no atmosphere.
- 2DWhat does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en _____ to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons.
- 3DAustrian psychiatrist Alfred (no joke)
- 4DWhat's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you'll see later, the other you'll ___ __ awhile.
- 5DSea cows come in all _____ of shades. Oh, the hue manatee!