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· By Randy Hunt · Published 13 days ago

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  • Patrick Clarke 🤓1:57 · 13 days ago
    Couldn't find a way in until "no TERNS
    9A TERNSPolice are looking for a man selling marijuana to birds. Eyewitnesses report he left no _____ unstoned.
    left unstoned" had me giggling. Nice!
    • Randy Hunt constructor · 13 days ago
      Thanks, Patrick. Glad you enjoyed it.
    • Oh god that 2D
      2D ROUTEWhat does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en _____ to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons.
      is a specific brand of dad joke. Nice job working in all those jokes!
      • Randy Hunt constructor · 13 days ago
        Thanks, kieran.
      • Keith VanEtten 6:28 · 13 days ago
        I love dad jokes but I obviously really suck at solving them. :) Nice theme!
        • Randy Hunt constructor · 13 days ago
          I think it’s a little harder than I realized. My wife had some trouble with it too.
        • Mike D 🤓1:01 · 13 days ago
          Great puz!
          • Randy Hunt constructor · 13 days ago
            Thanks, Mike.
          1AWhy is _____ so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
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          1. 1A
            Why is _____ so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
          2. 6A
            What do you call a _____ bull with a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
          3. 7A
            Swiss mathematician (no joke)
          4. 8A
            I have a new health app. When I entered what I ___, __ called an ambulance.
          5. 9A
            Police are looking for a man selling marijuana to birds. Eyewitnesses report he left no _____ unstoned.
          Down
          1. 1D
            Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has _____ food but no atmosphere.
          2. 2D
            What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They're both en _____ to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons.
          3. 3D
            Austrian psychiatrist Alfred (no joke)
          4. 4D
            What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you'll see later, the other you'll ___ __ awhile.
          5. 5D
            Sea cows come in all _____ of shades. Oh, the hue manatee!
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