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Dad Jokes #5

◆ · By Randy Hunt · Published 2023-02-20T17:15:39.698Z · Crosshare's Daily Mini for 4/12/2023

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  • spikeydlux 🤓1:13 · 2023-02-20T19:01:59.725Z
    har har some excellent puns here, love 6A
    • Randy Hunt constructor · 2023-02-20T21:42:46.938Z
      Thanks
    • frostyjhammer 1:26 · 2023-02-20T21:36:47.465Z
      Nice!
      • Randy Hunt constructor · 2023-02-20T21:42:57.810Z
        Thanks
      • Keith VanEtten 4:15 · 2023-02-26T16:51:46.534Z
        LMAO to 1A. Reminds me of this. Two flies are sitting on a pile of poop when a third fly comes up and says, "Pardon me, is this stool taken?"
        • Randy Hunt constructor · 2023-02-27T02:06:16.414Z
          😂
        • Deadnettle 4:57 · 2023-04-12T02:59:39.738Z
          Super fun, love it! :)
          • Randy Hunt constructor · 2023-04-12T11:38:11.305Z
            👍
          • Jon 2:45 · 2023-04-12T03:33:38.510Z
            Nice.
            • Randy Hunt constructor · 2023-04-12T11:38:21.565Z
              Thanks, Jon
            • Jillian 🤓4:16 · 2023-04-12T14:15:01.746Z
              Loved it!
              • Randy Hunt constructor · 2023-04-12T21:21:38.232Z
                👍
              • Strawberry Mango 🤓2:54 · 2023-04-12T15:20:01.474Z
                😂
                • Randy Hunt constructor · 2023-04-12T21:21:54.272Z
                  👍
                • Mickey I 🤓3:50 · 2023-04-12T23:13:51.528Z
                  That was a blast! Great puzzle!
                  • Randy Hunt constructor · 2023-04-13T14:51:16.040Z
                    Thanks, Mickey
                  • D 6:29 · 2023-05-13T16:07:44.011Z
                    Instant follow. Love Dad Jokes!
                    • Randy Hunt constructor · 2023-05-14T22:10:12.980Z
                      Try Dad Jokes 1 through 4. They take awhile to assemble and I resort to writing a few of my own because I can't find one circulating on the internet. It's fun.
                    Play the previous daily mini crossword
                    1A
                    Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly _____ and the other fly cries, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”
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                    Across
                    1. 1A
                      Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly _____ and the other fly cries, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”
                    2. 6A
                      Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today... Should have cooked it on _____ temperature.
                    3. 7A
                      Why was “_____ Disobedience” such a good essay? Thoreau editing.
                    4. 8A
                      HVAC tech to his apprentice: “The A through D air outlets tap into the main -___” (some HVAC techs are dads)
                    5. 9A
                      I put some _____ and a whiteboard in my living room today. Makes it look classy.
                    Down
                    1. 1D
                      What do you call a group of people on the shore staring at an approaching cruise liner? Ship _____
                    2. 2D
                      "Humor keeps us _____. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing." — Joss Whedon
                    3. 3D
                      What prevents g_____ of trees from wandering? The “G”
                    4. 4D
                      What did one elevator say to the other? I _____ I’m coming down with something.
                    5. 5D
                      Limping into his doctor’s office, ___’ orthopedist declared: “Looks like you tore NACL.”
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