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Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly _____ and the other fly cries, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”
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Across
  1. 1A
    Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly _____ and the other fly cries, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”
  2. 6A
    Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today... Should have cooked it on _____ temperature.
  3. 7A
    Why was “_____ Disobedience” such a good essay? Thoreau editing.
  4. 8A
    HVAC tech to his apprentice: “The A through D air outlets tap into the main -___” (some HVAC techs are dads)
  5. 9A
    I put some _____ and a whiteboard in my living room today. Makes it look classy.
Down
  1. 1D
    What do you call a group of people on the shore staring at an approaching cruise liner? Ship _____
  2. 2D
    "Humor keeps us _____. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing." — Joss Whedon
  3. 3D
    What prevents g_____ of trees from wandering? The “G”
  4. 4D
    What did one elevator say to the other? I _____ I’m coming down with something.
  5. 5D
    Limping into his doctor’s office, ___’ orthopedist declared: “Looks like you tore NACL.”
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