Dad Jokes #5
◆ · By Randy Hunt · Published 2023-02-20T17:15:39.698Z · Crosshare's Daily Mini for 4/12/2023
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Two flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly _____ and the other fly cries, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”
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Across
- 1ATwo flies are sitting on a piece of poop. One fly _____ and the other fly cries, “Hey! I’m trying to eat here!”
- 6ABurnt my Hawaiian pizza today... Should have cooked it on _____ temperature.
- 7AWhy was “_____ Disobedience” such a good essay? Thoreau editing.
- 8AHVAC tech to his apprentice: “The A through D air outlets tap into the main -___” (some HVAC techs are dads)
- 9AI put some _____ and a whiteboard in my living room today. Makes it look classy.
Down
- 1DWhat do you call a group of people on the shore staring at an approaching cruise liner? Ship _____
- 2D"Humor keeps us _____. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing." — Joss Whedon
- 3DWhat prevents g_____ of trees from wandering? The “G”
- 4DWhat did one elevator say to the other? I _____ I’m coming down with something.
- 5DLimping into his doctor’s office, ___’ orthopedist declared: “Looks like you tore NACL.”