sms initialism sometimes supplemented with q or f

half base times height, for a triangle

icky little bug whose name refers to the shape of its wing

genuine article

someone who says no sex no gf; only garlic bread

P as in port, but not p as in sport

act subdivisions

"Don't worry about it either way, everything's good, I'm definitely not dying here"

child pharaoh, familiarly

makes like a puppy

1930 machine that can be used to create a Linux terminal

___g yang twins (crunk duo featured on lil jon's get low)

a___ (lost af in crosswordese)

phrase between time and expensive in a del the funky homo sapien hook

words seen before meadow in that mario kart track where you have to drive around cows

make like kendrick lamar

Makeup item often misspelled like a D&D class

What Carly Rae Jepsen will presumably do with her sword

off balance

Letters after OB

Rough thing to hit

french word for niece

mangaka junji behind the "this is my hole! it was made for me!" meme

abbreviation for my forthcoming magic: the gathering mod, magic: the slayyyyying

Ones who want us to tell you that this puzzle is brought to you by some trendy millennial brand that dared to ask what if this thing you can normally buy at a store was available online, using a subscription model, and more expensive

cutesy term for a non-binary person that some of us sort of resent, also a brand of vibrators that my ex therapist recommended me after i told her i was 16a

laser sound effect

flatulent nickname for goofs and oopsies

it's like a mystery wrapped in a riddle

engine lube

heat treatment process sometimes used to mitigate the effects of neutron irradiation on a nuclear reactor's pressure vessel that sounds like one (1) of armstrong, gaiman, or patrick harris

tete-a-tete on a basketball court

catherine de medici vis-a-vis charles ix from 1560-63

Short helper?

pokemon no. 151 who cannot, in fact, be found underneath that one truck

me or chelsea manning, for example, but just one or the other! not both

"he's sure got a lot of gall, to ____ useless and all" - bob dylan line on "visions of johana"

like one in a state of blissful ignorance

mini albums from the arizonian electronic artist alter der ruine, for short

Say once again

grub

Alaskan language with a number of Russian loanwords

painting platforms

Bend the ___ (progressive Jewish organization)

fish eggs in a restaurant

Song title clarified with "on the bed, on the floor"

Get frosty

Beau ___ (grand gesture, French style)

former italian currency that sounds like part of an "i hardly know a!" joke

Company whose anti-union podcast included a land acknowledgement like that somehow helps anything

unconjugated form of suis, es, est, sommes, etes, and sont

duct tape, wd40, and others

village people hangout

See 39D

[Endless screaming into the void]

author abby who was the first woman, and the first trans woman, to have been ordained as an orthodox rabbi

top a 63d heterosexually

insect with possibly the #1 harmless irritation to body mass ratio in the animal kingdom

pre-pre-transition trans people

Has some outstanding 27D

"Heads up"

hopeful outcomes of detentes

element number 27, which only exists in a chemically combined form on earth except in ferrous alloys found in meteorites

goof up

my dumb ass doesnt even know if im this or horseback half the time

Weapon that Hades will stab and kill you with approximately a billion times in the game "Hades"

phalically named pasta

"You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at ___ Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So ___ Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice."

10^-24 square centimeters, to a nuclear engineer, an area enrico fermi was confident he could hit the broadside of

speakers in the joke that goes "i think we just lost some electrons / are you sure? / im positive!"

One of four on a fork

Killed, knight in shining armor style

"___, Officer Krupke" ("West Side Story" song with the line "It's not I'm anti-social, I'm only anti-work")

one typically on the bottom during 34ding