Dad Jokes #7

If _____ showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims

Across

1A
If _____ showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
6A
A little girl in third _____ was wearing a Fitbit watch. Her teacher asked “Are you tracking your steps?” “No. I wear it for Mommy to show Daddy when he gets home.”
7A
What do you call a cow that's recently _____ birth? Decaffeinated
8A
My girlfriend made me so mad I told her “I’m going to toss you into a deep hole filled with water!” She knows _ ____ well.
9A
Is the spider _____ weensy or itsy bitsy? Doesn’t matter. The better questions are: How can a rein wash him out? And whose son dried up the rein?

Down

1D
Why did the _____ get fired from the M&Ms factory? He kept throwing out the “W”s.
2D
We should give credit to the number 2. It became a _____ number against all odds.
3D
Why did the gate agent stop the _____ from boarding the plane? He had too much carrion.
4D
Paul: “Lads, any _____ about how to end “Hey Jude”? John: “Nah.” George: “Nah.” Ringo: “Nah.”
5D
A quote from _____ Bruce: There are never enough “I love you’s”