Dad Jokes #7
■ · By Randy Hunt · Published 2023-12-04T02:09:31.677Z
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If _____ showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
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- 1AIf _____ showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
- 6AA little girl in third _____ was wearing a Fitbit watch. Her teacher asked “Are you tracking your steps?” “No. I wear it for Mommy to show Daddy when he gets home.”
- 7AWhat do you call a cow that's recently _____ birth? Decaffeinated
- 8AMy girlfriend made me so mad I told her “I’m going to toss you into a deep hole filled with water!” She knows _ ____ well.
- 9AIs the spider _____ weensy or itsy bitsy? Doesn’t matter. The better questions are: How can a rein wash him out? And whose son dried up the rein?
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- 1DWhy did the _____ get fired from the M&Ms factory? He kept throwing out the “W”s.
- 2DWe should give credit to the number 2. It became a _____ number against all odds.
- 3DWhy did the gate agent stop the _____ from boarding the plane? He had too much carrion.
- 4DPaul: “Lads, any _____ about how to end “Hey Jude”? John: “Nah.” George: “Nah.” Ringo: “Nah.”
- 5DA quote from _____ Bruce: There are never enough “I love you’s”