Character who says "Sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems!" in Despicable Me 2 which is such a mood lemme tell ya
26A
Color that may or may not be tacky, but definitely rhymes with tacky
27A
Especially floofy neckwear
28A
Shut (it)
30A
It can be brief?
32A
Jess Glynne song with the lyric "Every daydream I have starts and ends with you", which doesn't make sense because "every daydream" starts with E and ends with M
34A
Song with the lyric "HI", technically
38A
Brendan Byrnes album based around the use of xenharmonic and microtonal tuning systems
40A
Took the hint, either literally or figuratively
41A
Certain profiles
42A
Slouch
43A
Kind
44A
The end of it all?
45A
Bring out the big guns (after previously being stocked with only small or medium-sized guns)
48A
Certain Soundsystem
50A
___ of Thieves (game developed by 5-Down)
51A
Green, often
53A
Fishing tools
56A
Tiger type
57A
.1
62A
"Shhhhhhhhhhit on a shingle."
63A
Emerge
64A
What I may say to you for accepting the minor symmetry edit and 2-letter entry here in exchange for making all of the fills acceptable (Abbr.)
65A
Baby on board, maybe?
Down
1D
"___ Awake?", super cool They Might Be Giants song that features a backwards marxophone
2D
Math term that's shortened by one letter so what even is the point of abbreviating it
3D
Pepper, for one (Abbr.)
4D
Copper, as of the newest Minecraft update (even though it's been 4-Down even before the update because its existence in the real world has nothing to do with Minecraft but I digress)
5D
See 50-Across
6D
Type of ranking list
7D
Naval banner
8D
Dissuade
9D
Colors and numbers, e.g.
10D
Lucas of Fred
11D
Walk down a school hallway in slow motion while wearing sunglasses, maybe
14D
Preceder of drain, in Pokémon
17D
Frisk's initial reaction to seeing Muffet, maybe
18D
Hindu honorific
21D
Certain start signifier
22D
Brand of arm massager (You have just found: THE WORST FILL OF THE GRID! I'd be very proud of you if you figured this one out first try!)
23D
"L'chaim!", less Jewishly
25D
"When the fog clears in Los Angeles, ___"
28D
37-Down, for one
29D
"Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen ___" (Yes I know I've done this clue before but I like it so shut up (also the first one didn't have the A so it's different enough so shut up pt. 2)
31D
Person who may march, according to the classic one-liner
33D
Homer's review of Peter's beer in Joe's "The Family Simp" (along with the commentary that it's "not subtle or nuanced", and that it's "tasteless and lukewarm")
34D
Curious George, for one
35D
Fucks up a certain feeder, idiomatically
36D
Online offering
37D
Gift for Daddy, in a certain Vulfpeck song
39D
Act like warm milk, maybe
43D
"Wouldn't apply to me."
45D
"There's the ___!" (Masseuse's exclamation?)
46D
Chilling out, slangily, if the letter R didn't exist (sorry it's just hard to think of an original cluing angle for this besides something relating to a bogus direction comparison)
47D
Italian river
49D
Shoes with 13 holes on their tops
52D
"Does today’s NYT crossword include the band ___?" (Twitter account)
54D
Man prefix, in Team Fortress 2
55D
Be angsty
58D
It can be either 59-Down or 60-Down, or before both