Lemon Demon song in which Neil Cicierega takes the listener into his basement
18A
Teen ___ GO! (abhorrent Cartoon Network show)
19A
Magic School Bus character that everyone compares me to (s t o p)
21A
"The ___" (Da Vinci's Notebook song about Paul Sabourin getting his money's worth for his shitty laptop)
22A
Not live, maybe
25A
"Are you ___?" (what anyone says when I'm standing next to any person who has red hair (s t o p))
27A
Reaction to seeing a creeper, maybe
28A
City in Italia that my mom and I went to (we got a honeymoon suite for some reason which was kind of awkward but we were both fine with it)
29A
Country that's home to Bette Peak
30A
Mammalian animal who's a fan of bananas (if you read that like an Eminem lyric then I did my job)
34A
It may be worth 1 or 11
35A
Old ___ (seasoning mix that Brian David Gilbert rubs on his hand wound, turning it into a crab claw)
36A
When the plane touches down, for short
37A
Crazy
41A
Strong gusts
43A
Kibbutznikit Golda
44A
Word that I seem to be putting in my puzzles a lot as of late (hint: it's a homophone of a part of this clue)
45A
It's a pleasure doing business with them (hopefully)
48A
The sixth biggest New York city in terms of population, though it's the capital
49A
"Road work ___? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does...?" (Vine)
50A
Tedious task
52A
"You Gotta ___ If You Wanna Sing The Blues" (Sam Bayer song)
54A
Need somewhere to sit? Just call this superhero!
58A
___ of Health (D&D item that lifts your Constitution score to 19)
59A
As expected?
60A
Garlic utensil
61A
"I hope you've had a pleasant yoga class."
Down
1D
Adding "machine" to the end of this abbreviation makes 33% of it redundant
2D
Like me when I'm greeting my friends after they were just in a play even though we've known each other for nearly a decade why are you like this brain
3D
Straight, for short
4D
King ___ (SiIvaGunner tournament)
5D
Musical instrument that Link uses to travel back to his childhood in The Legend Of Zel- wait that would give it away
6D
One of the horniest beings on planet Earth?
7D
A couple of bits, in streaming slang
8D
Surface on which you may say 61-Across
9D
It may be a bird or a plane, depending on how you make it
10D
Onomatopoeic Fall Out Boy song that starts off with repetitive drumstick clacking
11D
Lessen ("hey Frisc, wasn't this just in your latest puzzle?" no this one isn't past tense, run along now)
12D
Ready for a new movie or video game, maybe, with "up"
15D
It may come before hat or after slap
17D
Certain cam
20D
___ Girls (Netflix show that I wasn't a big fan of on account of how thick everyone's Irish accents were)
22D
Food I've only eaten one and a half times in my life (the half of a time was a week after the first time; don't eat this food a week after preparing it, guys)
23D
Secondly?
24D
Burnt color
26D
___ Albano (actor who played Mario in the Super Mario Bros. Super Show (who also starred in the music video for Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper))
30D
It'll pass (or rather it could pass)
31D
Beautiful, in 28-Across
32D
Used as a table
33D
Unlike 22-Down
35D
Place for a ship to rest, or a place for rest on a ship
38D
Nice!
39D
Pins' partner
40D
Tonic's partner
41D
Element used in a beam to create the smallest book ever, apparently (thanks Wikipedia)
42D
Home of the Edmonton International Fringe Festival
45D
Sucker
46D
King Julien, for one
47D
Egg holder
48D
Action you may do on an 8-Down
49D
"I ___ Grocery Bag", "I ___ Human Head", "I ___ Paleontologist", "I ___ Ring", "I ___ Robot" (They Might Be Giants songs)
51D
Letter on a dreidel that prompts you to put one in
53D
Reese's Pieces lovers, maybe (no real way to know for sure)
55D
Abril, por ejemplo
56D
Musician Garfunkel, or what someone may describe his music as
57D
___ Valley (California neighborhood where Zach Sherwin and George Watsky filmed a rap that doesn't include a specific letter of the alphabet in its lyrics)