Weed grown indoors, per Memphis rappers like Three 6 Mafia
7A
Breaking Bad prequel on AMC
10A
This smooth type of music isn't for kids (nominally, at least)
11A
Good, slangily
13A
Neighborhood governments that might fine you for an untrimmed lawn
14A
Quid pro ___
15A
Suffers from hematohidrosis, or works dangerously hard, idiomatically
18A
Black-and-white boxes you might see on a poster
20A
There was one at Delphi, now there's one in Austin, Texas
21A
Method of connection for old-school CoD and Halo matches
22A
Parler alternative
23A
Fuck, fancily
24A
Asian restaurant chain merging a method of BBQing with a warm, soupy dining experience
26A
"No cap"
29A
You might jump for this
30A
"Take Me Out" group _____ Ferdinand (or 1910s Archduke who was taken out _____ Ferdinand)
31A
a class that isnt hard 2 pass
32A
19th Greek letter
33A
Cold ones
34A
Christian sister
35A
___-fi
36A
U.S. Airline that folded in 1991 (That one's for Silver Apples, you jerks!)
37A
Anti-hate-speech org.
38A
Approves (Abbr.)
39A
Like knives and reddit atheists
40A
Bed bug? (Abbr.)
41A
"The A-Team" star
42A
"Hard Boiled" and "Face/Off" direct John _____
43A
Medieval occupation that afforded one the privilege to freely criticize the crown
46A
90s Sinbad genie movie that either came from an alternate timeline or is a collective misremembering of a similarly titled Shaq vehicle
50A
"Stephen A. Douglas was the great debater, but Abraham Lincoln was the great _____." -Sufjan Stevens
53A
Palindromic Steely Dan album
54A
Rapper, composer, and former Panera bread employee (at least according to one popular TikTok) _____-Manuel Miranda
55A
Fashion house worn by The Devil, at least according to the title of one Merryl Streep movie
56A
It can be paper or plastic, at a grocery store
57A
>attractive ppl
58A
Weather warning that abruptly interrupts your favorite TV shows with three ear-piercing beeps
59A
Deodorant for teenagers and douchebags
Verticali
1D
Truth, in Arabic (or if you're a nerd like me, 2021 release from HHH's experimental metal group Liturgy)
2D
Elvis went on many, including one in Germany from 1958-60
3D
Rubbery shoe often adorned with jibbitz
4D
Membership fees
5D
Consumer electronics grp. and record label once represented by a dog staring into a gramophone
6D
Halloween's mo.
7D
U.K. Parliament chamber known for their profane, animated debate (this acronym more commonly appears without its first letter, but when I did Model UN as a kid we called it this)
8D
Calm and collected's alliterative partner
9D
Mononymous "Smooth Operator" singer
11D
Singer and Hollaback Girl _____ Stefani
12D
Equilateral triangles, e.g.
15D
The first day of the weekend, or the last day of the weekend, e.g.
16D
Glitzy 2000s fashion dolls that paid tribute to late musician SOPHIE in 2021
17D
Workplace for Adult Swim's Rick Sanchez or AMC's Walter White
19D
Skin care brand
23D
Jazz trumpeter _____ Armstrong (or jazz trumpeter _____ Prima) (or jazz drummer _____ Cole)
24D
" 11A, 11A, 23D, 23D, 26D, 26D, 55A, " to quote the lead single from this 2012 semi-eponymous album "Somethin' 'Bout _____"
25D
Breaded, fried, and covered in melted mozz, in deli slang
26D
Fashion house formerly directed by Karl Lagerfeld (now under the control of Kim Jones)
27D
Abstract strategy game in which players collect tiles inspired by Portuguese ceramics (which, fittingly, are often blue)
28D
Drug of choice for trap musicians or people who suffer from anxiety
29D
Steal
30D
___ shui (Chinese arrangement of space)
32D
Chinese general known for his delicious chicken
33D
A visit from The Hat Man after taking forty Benadryl, for example
36D
Oulipo author known for writing a lipogrammatic book without using a highly common symbol, a symbol which you won't find in this cl- wait, fuck
37D
All-inclusive, alphabetically speaking
40D
Fly
41D
"Baja Blast" producers _____ Dew
42D
"I'm Steph Curry, when I hit the three I hit the _____!"
43D
Lengthen one's penis (you can get mad at me for this one but I really wanted to use some rare letters in this puzzle)
44D
Give off
45D
Papyrus's brother, in Undertale
46D
HIV and Herpes, for two
47D
This uneven rhyme scheme / might not be so mainstream / but it's used in this clue / as useless as it may seem
48D
Victor over the Trojans, PSV Eindhoven, and tough stains
49D
Spell-casting class
51D
Bodybuilding supplements taken before a workout, slangily
52D
Org. for motorists and lazy crossword constructors who just kinda click the first word that shows up in the autofill list (which I would NEVER do)