"Piratas das Caraíbas: A Maldição do ___" (Portuguese title for the first "Pirates of the Caribbean" film)
13A
Pessimist's sarcastic response to "It'll be fine"
14A
Pleaded
15A
Lightly char
17A
What do you say after you burp during ___ brunch? Eggs-cuse me!
21A
"Metaphors? I hate metaphors! That's why my favorite book is 'Moby Dick'! No froufrou symbolism, just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal" speaker in "Parks and Rec"
22A
Each and every one
23A
Word before bale or fever
24A
Step on it!
26A
Down to the ___ (cutting it real close)
27A
Fashionable sunglasses brand
29A
What the books and magazines on the floor at the beginning of "Glass Onion" suggest Benoit Blanc has been doing a lot of (no spoilers)
34A
Alfredo and Carbonara, for two
35A
See 32-Down
36A
Go past the limit, in a way
Verticali
1D
2015 Melissa McCarthy comedy
2D
Rosalind Brewer, to Walgreens: Abbr.
3D
Caribbean islanders who are also Dutch citizens
4D
Exercise machine also called an erg
5D
According to a 2004 North American Vexillological Association survey, Washington D.C. has the best one of any United States' city
6D
Temper, as metal
7D
Bits of sweat
8D
Former Supreme Court monogram (hint: a monogram is not the same as initials)
9D
"___ you sure about this?"
10D
It may be welcome
12D
ABBA song that begins "Last night, I was taking a walk along the river"
15D
___ Lanka
16D
Very long time
18D
What you might be on if you've brought someone to the end of their rope
19D
Body part you may "lend" (this clue sounded less grotesque in my head)
20D
Drink rhymed with "pie," "dry," and "die" in "American Pie"
22D
Rattles
25D
14th-century sultan of the Ottoman Empire (alternative clue: "Who's your favorite 'Star Wars' character, Luke ___?")
26D
Prepare to throw, as a piece of paper
28D
Says hello to ewe?
29D
15 March 44 ___ (death day of Julius Caesar)
30D
How much your home could be worth... if you fix that leak in the roof and the crack in the foundation and the water in the basement and the holes in the wall: Abbr.
31D
Oolong or pu-erh, for example
32D
Lily Potter, ___ 35-Across
33D
German Shepherd Dog, in dog-breeding circles (don't overthink it)