(This “theme” is kinda scary so please be warned.) I can probably do worse. Also, why you’re here, go listen to this song: https://youtu.be/yD9Xo0V-hPw?si=eoACvpxsMikZGbDQ especially on max volume. >:)
What you should do if you see someone’s eyes explode
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Orizzontali
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What you should do if you see someone’s eyes explode
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One of the hot-crossed ones
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What I think Vsauce should do, presidentially (COUNT YOUR DAYS JIMMY)
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When tripled, a dramatic cue
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Let go, as a test or code
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What having your eyes explode or THE ENTIRE CROSSWORD GETTING DELETING DELETED BECAUSE YOU LEFT THE APP FOR 0.005 SECONDS I SWEAR IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET MY MIND OFF MY DUMB MISTAKES FOR THE ENTIRE DAY BY DOING OTHER THINGS BUT THEY NEVER WORK AND MY BRAIN KEEPS ANTAGONIZING ME UNTIL I EVENTUALLY JUST GIVE UP AND— isn’t
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Be the big man in charge
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Shooty shooty bang bang weapon (You can use it to blow out someone’s eyes.)
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Apparently a chicken coop is called this??? (That Chicken ___ title is somehow a double meaning HOW)
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Bae or Attila (which is a better compliment tbh)
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I would reference those eyes again, but I don’t want to scare y’all too much. (What the blood from your sockets will do if your eyes explode)
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Palindrome (If you don’t know what it is, just look it up. I won’t hurt you. Your eyes exploding will.)
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Go for a jog, but faster (hopefully the blood doesn’t rush to your eyes.)
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Using “bee” as a replacement for “be” is probably the worst way to make a bee themed one
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Are you in
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If it explodes, it’ll take 10+ minutes to actually be able to see it from Earth (but if your eyes explode, you’ll never see it.)
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My ___ of making those clues about the eyes is done. (hey that rhymes)