Dad Jokes #3

When I was a kid back in the ‘80s, I shared my bedroom with an Hispanic girlfriend. Her name was Commodore _____.

Orizzontali

1A
When I was a kid back in the ‘80s, I shared my bedroom with an Hispanic girlfriend. Her name was Commodore _____.
6A
Sometimes I like listening to some classic _____ Jones. Don’t Know Why…
7A
Gravity is one of the fundamental and delicious forces in our universe. If you remove it, you get _____.
8A
What do you call this guy from Tijuana who only sells beauty products and lottery tickets? _____ lotero.
9A
Two mice in a movie theater projection booth were chewing on film _____. One says to the other, "The book was definitely better."

Verticali

1D
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you always keep your cool. How do you control your _____?" Wife: "I clean the toilet." Husband: "How does that help?" Wife: "I use your toothbrush."
2D
Scientist: “We've successfully taught a dog _____ code!” Dog: [taps paw] Me: “What did he say?” Scientist: "Woof."
3D
What letter makes a pirate happy? P, because without it, he’s _____.
4D
I meant to buy one _____ online. When the package arrived, there were two of them in the box. Apparently, I had clicked ORDER! ORDER!
5D
__! ___, love is blind. And marriage is an eye opener.

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Phil The 🤓4:01 · più di 2 anni fa

Regan Mutherford 🤓7:08 · più di 2 anni fa

Love these! Wish there were mom jokes, but we just have mom jeans.

Randy Hunt costruttore · più di 2 anni fa
Moms are responsible for the eye-rolls and head shaking.

kurtalert 🤓1:14 · più di 2 anni fa

Hah, awesome clues!

Adam 🤓51s · più di 2 anni fa

Nice!

Jon 1:55 · più di 2 anni fa

Nice

Raspberrygoop 🤓2:29 · più di 2 anni fa

A riot as always, thanks.

RelentlessOne 🤓3:03 · più di 2 anni fa

Lol very good

BrettRKS 🤓4:03 · più di 2 anni fa

Good stuff

dplass 1:45 · più di 2 anni fa

Whoa..I don't get 6A or 8A...and I'm a Dad

Randy Hunt costruttore · più di 2 anni fa
“Don’t Know Why” is Norah Jones biggest hit garnering three Grammys for her in 2003. ESTEE LOTERO is a pun on Estée Lauder (beauty products brand). In Spanish, ESTE means “this” therefore “thus guy” in the clue. A lotero is a person or store that sells lottery tickets. So ESTEE LOTERO, especially when pronounced like a gringo might, comes across as if you’re adding an “O” to Estée Lauder.
Randy Hunt costruttore · più di 2 anni fa
Let me try again, correcting a couple of critical typos: “Don’t Know Why” is Norah Jones’ biggest hit garnering three Grammys for her in 2003. ESTEE LOTERO is a pun on Estée Lauder (beauty products brand). In Spanish, ESTE means “this” therefore “this guy” in the clue. A lotero is a person or store that sells lottery tickets. So ESTEE LOTERO, especially when pronounced like a gringo might, comes across as if you’re adding an “O” to Estée Lauder.
Randy Hunt costruttore · più di 2 anni fa
Comedy can be very complex sometimes.