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What you use to clean the kitchen floor
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Orizzontali
- 1AWhat you use to clean the kitchen floor
- 4AApparently a fish, and not what a 16th century publican would call his spouse
- 11A___? More like ATP. (Avoiding the pharmacist)
- 14ASomething that is good for making drinks cold and sidewalks slippery
- 15AA group of the worlds most elite endurance athletes pedaling around in the worlds silliest outfits.
- 16AWhen doubled, a feisty dance.
- 17A"Yes that's right your honor, due to the exceedingly egregious nature of the crime of failing to provide adequate water velocity, the defendant, who's a landlord by the way, should be found guilty of _____________ in the 3rd-degree"
- 19AWhat you might sleep on during the misleadingly fun-sounding 'boot camp'
- 20AAn underwater acronym that may be pronounced ping
- 21ATo ____ is human
- 22AThis walked so COVID could run
- 23A"How much is Park Place?" "$____" "I'll take it" -Caesar knowing a good deal in Monopoly when he sees it
- 26APlural noun of what you should rub on your tools, and what you shouldn't dump 50 million barrels of into the gulf of Mexico
- 28AWhat you may find a Frenchman named Pierre doing when he has been accidently locked in the walk-in freezer
- 33ASpanish Aunt
- 34ASuper cool sports org famous for putting on March Madness, and fighting tooth and nail to avoid paying a single cent to the people who earn them billions of dollars.
- 35AWhen the moon light hits your eye in Italy.
- 37A"______ Ike" - Me vehemently defending the superior pill-shaped candy that gets stuck in your teeth against the blasphemous Mike supporters.
- 40A"I AM ___" short-lived phrase that probably was already stale before Austin Reeves got all hyped and screamed it
- 41ALittle blue guy who just has to go fast
- 42AType of power plant that that costs $1,300 in SimCity2000 according to a gameFAQS Guide and Walkthrough by KeyBlade999. ("Pros - Provides Power. Cons - The Sun isn't always shining."")
- 43AA big ole lake near Cleveland and Buffalo
- 45ASuper cool abbrv to put after your product name to show how advanced it is.
- 46AAfter having to endure this puzzle, the sensation you might feel when you hear me stub my toe tomorrow morning. Also might help you sound out the puzzle's other longest answers
- 50ABut wait, there's more!
- 51AChorus of agreement
- 52AFamous telephone psychic, Miss _____
- 54AYou can call me butter cause I'm ____ roll
- 57AActress Zellweger most famous for Bridget Jones's Diary, Chicago, and not being a 2-handed greatsword.
- 61AGaming system that brought Mario to the forefront.... and the storefront!!!!!!
- 62AWhen your Austrian friend would rather stay at home and become the founder of psychoanalysis, than come outside and play ghosts in the graveyard with you :(
- 65AWhat the lamb got on its report card to earn a 3.67 GPA
- 66AGrumpy Old Man Walter
- 67AWrath
- 68AThe perfect item to impress your 8th grade crush with, by giving them the gift of an assortment of your favorite Limp Bizkit, Korn, and System of a Down songs
- 69AFix a tangle of hair
- 70APierre's response when asked if he'd go back in and recheck the stock of frozen burgers
Verticali
- 1DSwing and a _____
- 2DFirst last name of former wide receiver Chad. Or perhaps the channel that airs dodgeball
- 3DA lowly unskilled worker
- 4DA comment or brief reference that makes an illuminating or entertaining point. // Also an anagram of Race Up
- 5DCeltic sea god // A possible ending to "Yeeeaaah Boi___" when you are really excited about heating water.
- 6DAn pointy eared being from Middle Earth, or a helper of Santa that may end up on a shelf.
- 7DHad on
- 8D___-Tass (Russian news agency) // Me explaining to Tarzan my role before he can start feathering the thief we caught. (The year is 1760 so it's cool)
- 9D"____ __ a kind." A pretty good poker, or Balatro, (2024 GOTY) hand.
- 10DTerminate
- 11DCalled for a celebration
- 12DGod famous for lightning and a big hammer
- 13DOne half of a folksy expression for heavy rain
- 18DCity famous for housing Da Bears (not those ones). David Koresh also hung out here
- 22DThe best type of instant replay
- 24DCardboard package: Abbr./// "______ of eggs"
- 25DAlternate spelling of a small Chinese fruit
- 27DGood places to put 7,000 of your hard earned dollars in 2024
- 28DGood places to put 7,000 of your hard grown grains in 2024
- 29DThe best way to greet someone before stabbing them 23 times
- 30DLast name of 'Name of the Year candidate' Lourawls Tum Tum Jr.
- 31DAttempt to turn a dull task into a fun competition.
- 32DOperate a car, or maybe a golf club
- 33D___ the season
- 36DSuper cool abbrv to put before your product name to show how environmentally friendly it is.
- 38DWoman famous for her great art, and her greater eyebrow
- 39DFamous spans of time
- 44DBefore, poetically
- 47DJames who played Scotty on "Star Trek"
- 48DWhat you are going to get from your parents when they find out you've been a naughty little boy.
- 49DWord to describe someone with a manual or a computer.
- 52DTV channel that I have never watched, but I understand involves a heavily balding man screaming at you about stock prices.
- 53DThe type of pipe that Miss Scarlet is interested in getting.
- 55D"____ to you pal!" Old-timey insult reserved for only the most grievous of offenses. Or perhaps wishing someone a windfall of Planters.
- 56D"THIS IS IMPORTANT" in an email header (It's probably not)
- 58DHans' negative response when told to unlock the freezer door and let Pierre out. (It wasn't an accident at all!!!)
- 59DContinental currency
- 60DA perfect place where the snakes can talk and the apples are delicious
- 62DSouthern sch., home of the Mustangs/// What you have left after you cut a little blue guy in half.
- 63DMe trying to explain to Tarzan that his joke was funny.
- 64DWhat an Aussie might exclaim when they hear the bad news that their application into the National Association of Realtors was rejected.