Pick this hairstyle!

That Ott guy from the NY Giants

"____ the room!"

Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in an Indian curry

Org. founded after the death of 13-year-old Cari Lightner

Alternative to "hey dude"

Connect with, figuratively or literally

Not your BFs

Vehicle "full of eels" according to one Monty Python sketch

Mechanical author of "The Most Lamentable Comedy and Most Cruel Death of Pyramus and Thisbe"

Bobby Moynihan character on Weekend Update who hates "immigrants!"

VDay month

Apt follower of aud, exped, or perd

Tough textile often reinforced with rivets

What a guy who says 12A might try to sell you

Nikola Tesla, by birth

The oldest human residents of Colorado

Word that can precede Stone, Stallone, or fox

Popular depression medication type

Variable-rate loan

Covered in plumage or down

Vacuums to help you listen

In mathematics, the property of an integer described by the term "parity"

Springfield demagogue first elected in 1986

Don't Bring Me Down, Evil Woman!

Hit it in a high arc

Keyboard balconies

Definitely not ON EDGE

Tarzan's hairy tomboy friend

Sault ___ Marie, MI

Very NSFW word alluded to by both Malvolio and Hamlet

Genus of the caster oil plant (and ONLY the caster oil plant)

Adobe proprietary filetype made open standard in 2008

Console gaming system originally known as the Famicon

Where you are when you're not here (unless you printed this puzzle out)

Certain moneys from the SSA