(Take your pick) "___ as a tack" or "Instrument to play with your butt"
8A
Roman air taxi
9A
These are for kids
10A
Totally captivated
11A
Band named for a rodent
12A
Frequent tears for athletes
13A
Body at a convention, likely
15A
Removes win32
16A
Idylls
Verticali
1D
Q followers
2D
Pantomime
3D
Relatively large residences
4D
"I'm a ___-8D executive protection agent and you're the most wanted hitman in the world. My job is to keep you out of harm's way." "Shit, motherfucker. I am harm's way."