Joe Says The Darndest Things

According to Joe, you can't go to 7-11 or Dunkin' Donuts without this

All the damn vowels

Amass things, like people did with toilet paper at the beginning of the pandemic

Place where Sam-I-Am wouldn't eat green eggs and ham

You need these to propel your dinghy

"___ Smith" Matrix villain

Country with castes and sacred cows

These are best when the meat is falling off the bone

Dark brown or black

Spain and Portugal

"___pussy" James Bond film

Denmark money

"If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then ___"

Vehicle Joe claims he used to drive

Place where the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building used to be

Chest or poodle starter

Home to Big Bird and Mr. Rogers

Declaration of going it alone

Type of pump to keep you boat afloat

If you question Joe's fitness, he'll challenge you to one of these

Tragic football great Junior

Not crazy

Finish extra periods

One of the generation between Boomers and Millennials

How Joe finishes a ridiculous statement

Big business abbr.

Post script/not applicable

Of all the weird things to come out of Joe's mouth, this went in it on his "No Malarky" tour

Ancient and Honorable Artillery Company

British beer airline?

Dog command

Fan the flames of

"White ___" preferred alcoholic drink for dumb chicks

Joe bragged this to reporters on July 25, 2021

Next to women, group Joe likes sniffing the most

Dodge City Lawman Wyatt

You know Joe was born here because he won't shut up about it

___ Balls, barf-inducing snacks

12 p.m. in Phoenix, perhaps

Historic periods

Clumsy morons

Joe declared this upon the passage of Obamacare

Ain't good

Atlanta District Amateur Soccer League

Pearl Jam's frist album

One of the "at least 3" genders Joe claims exists

"Don't tase me, ___"

Petrified prehistoric organism, like Joe

Word Joe made up in 2020, related to health care

SCOTUS Justice Samuel

An expression of anger

3rd best song on Van Halen's "1984"

Dumbass slang

Type of exam or sex

Socrates' student and Aristotle's teacher

Mouth, wide open

Cookie metaphor regarding a black person who acts white

He fiddled as Rome burned

Boo boo to a toddler

Creepy

Joe called a supporter a lying one of these in New Hampshire

Who you gonna call when your Rolls-Royce Ghost is busted

Castrated bull

Untruth, specialized by Joe

Ancient Greek region

Wound incurred when a dog chomps your stomach

How many years since Joe was 49

Inspired by a charged particle? (worst answer in the puzzle)

Tennis player Rafael

"Violent Pacification" punk band

"They Drive By Night" actress Lupino

Drug cop or snitch

A little or what you need for your drill

Detroit hall where "Kiss Alive!" was recorded

Rail-based freight transportation company

Lack of rye fungal disease

Small drum

Rice-A-____, a non-NSFW San Francisco treat

Someone who is a bitch and a snake

Ambient music composer Brian

Mediocre her?

Ovens to cook your ceramics

Rude, noisy people

Someone from Muskogee according to Merle Haggard

University which Kelly Bundy pronounces "Uck-Luh"

Kwiki-Mart worker killed by cancel culture

Walter Cronkite's network

My Doc Martens will leave these on your face

Pooch interested in Internet addresses?

Get laid or hit a home run (same thing)

Joe wants to change these because he says people can't own cannons

Actress Huston to friends, maybe

Unskilled person of little significance

United Nations Council for Namibia

Former boat

Office Joe claimed he was running for in the presidential race

Outlined

Mix an alcoholic drink with a worm in it

Antibiotic-associated diarrhea

First part of Kenobi's first name

Sulfer Springs, TX radio station

Electronic pictures of the faces of a people being sought by the police

Serpico portrayer Al and his family

Steals the second letter of the alphabet

Illinois athletes who are always fighting

Irish word for "tennis" that sounds like the first Huskie on a sled team

Joe's declaration after struggling to remember the third letter of the alphabet

Hulk Hogan wrestling group or the secret one-world government

What Brits call Americans

Cook with intense radiant heat

Once ___ a time

With "la" Los Angeles tar pits area

Jason Lee's name on a TV show

Indian actress Saha

This puts the "A" in the AV club

Not going to be lame (okay, I lied. This is the worst answer in the puzzle)

"Dancing Queen" group

Corporal Klinger portrayer

Screaming Demons over Europe (flight simulator)

Quick shit?

Government agency 11D works for

Terminate

Moby-Dick narrator

"Tippe___ and Tyler Too"

Have the same opinion in a text

Melancholy Portuguese song

Spanish verb meaning "to sniff" (what Jose Bideno does to cabello)

Spawned

"___ in someone else's chess game"

Peg Bundy actress Sagal

Locked up like an animal

___ 51, where they faked the moon landing

Team America Rocketry Challenge

Soothing lotion

Where you are after ABCDE

Guy Dr. Seuss liked to hop on

British crapper

Stand-up comic Shaffir

Key lime or banana cream

Put a "B" on this an you got yourself a cold refreshing adult beverage