ChatGPT disguised as a college student gives its opinion on these

So like, - is when something hits you right in the feels, y'know? It's that sad, nostalgic vibe, like when you're walking home alone after a rager and you suddenly remember your ex or your dog that died when you were ten (7)

You will end up throwing one across the pub. It’s tradition. Doesn’t matter if you're aiming for a trash can or your friend’s forehead. (4,3)

"Oh, I failed my midterm, my roommate set off the fire alarm at 3AM, and my bank account is screaming. Yeah, life’s - " (1,4,2,8)

Think: mint tea on rooftops, lantern-lit souks, tagine that slaps, and tiles that belong on a Pinterest board, but mostly the people. (8)

You yell " - la vista, baby” while leaving the pregame? You just upgraded your exit to cinematic legend status. (5)

In electronics: it's the part of a transistor (like in a circuit), where current comes out. Yeah, I definitely stayed awake most of that lecture. (7)

“Dude, that midterm was a -- —it started light and playful and then destroyed me emotionally.” (7)

1099 – You get this if you were a freelance legend or contract worker. It’s like, “You made money? Congrats. Now give the IRS their cut.” (3,4)

First of all, they come in that iconic metal tin, which: Becomes a stash box for guitar picks, gum, or other recreational items. and makes that satisfying clack noise in your pocket, announcing you’ve got freshness on lock. (7)

You get a little tipsy and start doing karaoke, someone will bust out Old MacDonald ironically... then unironically... and then everyone’s screaming “--” like it’s the new “Mr. Brightside.” (1,1,1,1,1)

Worst-case scenario? You give the -- to someone you were dating… then break up… and now they technically have access to your stuff. Big “rookie move” energy. (5,3)

It came along in the mid-1900s and people lost their minds. Suddenly, the world on screen wasn’t just 50 shades of grey—it was FULL. FREAKIN’. SPECTRUM. (5,10)

Forget to submit your paper by 11:59? Text your TA “hey bestie” instead of “hello professor”? Bring a handle of tequila to a wine-and-cheese night? (5,2)

The vibes department, it's much more than just zoology and being a female tiger. Raw power and elegance. (7)

Buy literally anything—from vintage Pokémon cards to a haunted doll to a used car for $600 and a dream. Sell your stuff to strangers across the country and call it “side hustle vibes.” Accidentally bid $400 on a toaster from the 1960s and not even be mad about it. (4)

Translation: Why you're broke, why milk is $7, and why your friend’s “NFT empire” collapsed in 2022. (9)

It lets you delay the pain until you can’t anymore. Gives you the opportunity to overestimate your productivity after a nap. Bonus: You end up getting a rush of energy at 3AM, writing a 10-page essay on caffeine, and submitting it 10 minutes before the deadline. (3,2,2,8)

And lowkey, if you’re ever stuck in a train for hours, the -- turns into The Social Hub. You meet people, get the tea, maybe buy a $4 coffee (just to feel fancy). It's like the bar of the train. (4,3)

Ohhh, okay. Now we’re talking gluteus maximi, backside, booty, or maybe something a little more… mysterious? (7)

Someone shows up and does the unexpected, like a surprise guest or that wild moment when someone nails a killer karaoke performance and everyone’s like: “Did you hear that note? That was --” (5,10)

The -- is basically the dream car for anyone who’s obsessed with luxury and power. If you bring up “--” at the party, someone will absolutely say they "read about it" in a car magazine… and you’ll all get into a deep debate about whether it's better than a Lamborghini. (5,5)

Could also be the thing you quickly send in a text when you’re busy trying to finish an assignment. You don’t have time for grammar mistakes, so you’ll let that little possessive word slide for now. (3)

On campus, it’s your dorm or student housing. Off-campus, it could mean your apartment, house, or maybe just a shared spot with your roommates where taco night and Netflix binges are a regular ritual. (10)

You’re at a fancy dinner or wine tasting, and someone brings out the Swiss drink of champions. Suddenly, you’re classy. You sip, nod knowingly, and try to avoid saying something like, “This tastes like grapes but... better?” (5,4)

He’s got this legacy of showing you don’t have to follow the traditional path—you can build your own empire, and his journey from the streets of New Orleans to business mogul is straight-up inspiring, and his rap game is on point! (6,1)

The -- is like that smooth, flowing rhythm that makes you feel like you’re walking in a poem, or maybe like you’re the main character in a dramatic scene where every step feels epic. (7)

Imagine you're at a party, and there’s an -- student who is still learning English—maybe they’re the life of the party, practicing their English, and trying out new phrases. It’s like a language exchange with a side of good vibes. (3)

Ever had a study session interrupted by an unexpected -- invasion? “Yo, why are -- on my laptop?” It’s like, you’re trying to focus, but the -- are doing their own thing, and you’re just there like: “Guess I’m sharing my notes with them too?” (4)