What my cats like to do to me (I'm pretty sure they don't believe I'm capable of cleaning myself)

Repetitive self-soothing behavior

Robot brain

Conductive stick?

When yesterday's crossword is today's crossword is tomorrow's crossword is...

Rumour has it she's the answer you're looking for

Decide you don't actually care what people you haven't talked to since high school had for lunch

VIP in Celadon City or Olivine City

Doctor who might prescribe HRT

Language of instruction at Gallaudet University

UFO drivers

How much the producer of an item thinks stores should charge

Far too long to fit into a three line bio

Real estate transaction where the buyer is responsible for all repairs

Second largest bone in the human body

Doctor with something to hide?

Scientific ending

Word from a Kennedy quote that did not, in fact, involve him identifying himself as a jelly donut (they're called Pfannkuchen in Berlin)

Short helper

Heartfelt request, such as that made by my cats when they think it should be dinner time

"The ___ doth protest too much, methinks"

Thing

Fall down, often rather dramatically

Joints above 34 Across-es

Hard thing to find in walls

Part of a salad stabber

Exclamation when the final bell rings

Baltique ou Méditerranée, peut-être

One of a famous filmmaking duo

Home for frogs and algae

Hairstyle like a beehive or bun

Cat bed (also useful for grocery shopping)

What my cats absolutely refuse to do when I cut their nails, even though it would make the process so much faster and more comfortable for them

Alleviates

Boston Green Line station

Created

Antidepressant such as fluvoxamine or escitalopram

River flowing through Basel and Cologne, to Rembrandt

Society's misfortunes

Textile that can be made from unspun wool (but not cotton or silk)

Double-reed instrument whose family includes the english horn and the heckelphone

Latvian capital

"I'm so excited to try your homegrown kale!"

Jamaican music genre