Laughs

Material invented by a court eunuch

Cunning

Product of stable diffusion, midjourney, or DALL-E

Most drunk beverage in the world, and a great way of reducing your heavy metals intake (Shindel, et al. Nature. 2023)

They can be iron or collapsed

Make sure you do this for your fall classes

With 20 across, a material so elusive that it has never been experimentally confirmed

There is no ____ Chicago

See 15 across

Tyrion Lannister demanded one "by combat" (This clue brought to you by House of the Dragon, available on HBO Max, now streaming blockbuster movies, epic originals, and addictive series. Plans start at $9.99/month.)

It supports your balls

The best Windows

___ be missing her posthumous Pulitzer prize winning, eye-opening journalism from the late 1800s if not for ___ B. Wells. (?)

Saruman employed birds as these (This clue is sponsored by The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power, streaming now on Amazon Prime. A student membership is only $59/year, and you can get the first 6 months free!)

Your clock setting, most likely

Execrated

MSG, for instance

Singer on Yellow Submarine

Take the blue one, and you'll believe in 15/20 across forever, idling for the rest of your days trying to find some signal of non-baryonic nonsense in an ever dwindling phase space. Take the red one, and you'll learn of Modified Newtonian Dynamics.

______ of Protection (you wear it around your neck)

-sexual or -slabyrinth

You can cook one on the sidewalk in California right now

High ___ is better than low ___

Words of agreement, down under

A Light in the ____ (This clue sponsored by the estate of Shel Silverstein.)

They're for the birds

Cats can have a little salami, as this

"Woe is me!"

Wall decorations for rich people

Final letters?

Preceder of Syria or the Levant, acronymically