____ facto

teenagers making out in the dining room at your local panera bread

clue

internetese for when a cat does that little :P face

a gripe or grievance

passed-note binary

moderna mami or pfizer princess

california lake plagued by giant goldfish

nyse abbrev for the us's oldest railroad conglomerate

sandbeds and seashells?

dazzle

notably mustachioed actor elliott

athletic association that spent $190 million to rent disney world for 100 days in 2020

hit rock bottom on bumble

river that ends in cairo

[me, nodding, when i still have no idea what you're talking about]

crimson tide coach nick

mitt romney spoonerism

beauty and grace

titular arizona county from a classic western film

fix a hem

album for "all too well (10 minute version) (taylor's version) (live acoustic)"

smell

an enfant terrible?

"arr ya ready kids?" response

place to grab a beer in boston

shrek actor murphy et. al.

complicated equation in microsoft excel?

smoked salmon by any other name

tolkein elf princess who i consider my earliest romantic rival because she marries aragorn

'the end times are here and i'm crying in a target parking lot' ethos

u.s. economic agency for distressed communities

adjacent to sins

1/3 of haim

"i'm a _____ baby, so why don't you kill me'; first hit-single for beck, who is a scientologist

extra innings

actor sebastian of gossip girl fame who might also be known for marvel movies, perhaps, maybe

the original metaverse; early 00s social networking site with three dimensional avatars

chaser for 3d, maybe

tinder tales

jamaican one-hit wonder behind 2014 triple-platinum banger 'cheerleader'

model

fuckable computer on the uss enterprise

african arachnid

the grey lady, or paper that printed 16a, 26a, 46a, and 63a for the first time in 2021

p. diddy's government name

pallid

stare at a crystal ball

_____ solid; performs a favor

play fast and loose with expensive a/v equipment

___ pizza, left beef; memey pizza order from the late 00s

drink like a cat

sticker that may earn you a free donut or new president

tv home for 'homeland'

spin, at a carnival

loaf discount reason

hockey g.o.a.t. bobby, of the bruins

an old-fashioned hurry

instant messenger rolodex

love, in la paz

skinny feet, abbr.

conference for several tigers

actor from the office or the hangover; noted double aquarius

worst possible style of zoom call because you can't admire your own little square the whole time and futz with your hair

tour vehicle for rock's eddie and alex

"they gave me no choice"

inactive

drive cross-country

[super annoying voice] "that's hilarious, ______ funny!"

80s actor cary who could really rock a pair of tights

pause, in pisa

article entree, in journalist jargon

cruella wanted one made of puppies

ages

marvel franchise that claims jfk was a mutant and [redacted] tried to save his life by swerving the "magic bullet" but the feds took him out before he could spare the president's life

law "thing"