Traveling with celebrities

Unit of time measurement reserved for presidents and college students

Beijing greeting

Khajit has _____s if you have coin

Region

Burn with steam

Colored part of the eye that everyone agrees is best if its hazel, especially if it has a little gold ring inside too

Hollywood star falls into a famous California paleontology site.

Fun quirky way to describe online shopping sites

Name of a restoration following the downfall of a guy with a manbun https://twitter.com/jaketropolis/status/1216916955208257541?lang=en

___ Paulo, Brazil's most populous city

Chemical compound found in soap. Would I be dishonest with you?

Abbrv. for the type of medicine you can acquire without a prescription.

Former conservative radio host visits a quartet of presidents

Abbreviation for a type of orientation that may avoid Cupid's projectile

First name of my friend at work, Italian speedwalker Alfridi, or perhaps the female version of 60d. (according to the website famousbirthdays.com 4 of the top 7 most famous people with this name have the profession of "TikTok star")

What an escalator step temporarily becomes when it breaks down according to Mitch Hedberg.

City in Pennsylvania. A neighboring state has a Newer model.

Prefix meaning "culture"

Nickname for Granny Weatherwax, one of the best characters in the best book series of all time. No, you don't get any secondary clue for this, if you don't know Discworld lore that's on you.

Opposite of odds

What dragons LOVE to do

Alley ___. Basketball play that will make you stand up and say "wowzers that's a spicy salami!"

Rallying cry in San Antonio after a beloved red puppet is murdered in cold blood by the loathsome Larry David

or

Hesitant noises you don't want to hear from a doctor when you walk into certain hospital sections

22A Greeting

Giving an item a second life, like placing a cardboard box of Sunset Cucumbers ("Inspired by flavor" "Greenhouse grown" "Live life flavor fully") from Costco under your keyboard and monitor to create the perfect ergonomic standing desk

Name of the Loch Ness Monster's distant cousin who lives under your sink /// Actress Davis of "Girl with a Pearl Earring"

Indonesian landmark gets smushed into a French word. Also a hint (sorta) to the three other longest clues in the puzzle.

Majestic antlered creatures

Personality trait which means you don't tear up during the scene in Air Bud where Buddy is forced, by court-order, to choose between the loving family who adopted him and the cruel clown ('Happy Slappy') who mistreated him.

Trees famous for making great longbows

Spanish house

The best source of light to pack when exploring a mysterious magical dungeon.

Amar'e Stoudemire's nickname, or one of the points, rebounds, or blocks which he accumulated a lot of. /// Doctors orders to get things done FAST

Story

Online rodent winning debates with facts and logic

Country singer McEntire

Actress Henner, who if she ever learns she is in this puzzle would never forget it

Spy org

big bomb that fly long way

Showboating racer that lost to a dang tortoise

Jai ____. Sport my uncle took me to go see in Florida when I was like 6 years old, before taking me into a bar with him. (Mom was not happy)

Henchman in bond films, and the character that no one was allowed to play as in Goldeneye64 due to the unfair advantage of short characters having a smaller hit box

Nintendo console that resulted in an inordinate amount of cracked tv screens and broken vases

Frasier : [Writing a check for Niles' charity] All right, who should I make this out to? Niles : The Esmeralda... Bing... International... Doll Museum. Frasier : [Rips the check up] You do have a problem! Niles : I thought you prided yourself on supporting the ____! Frasier : The ____, Niles, not the crafts!

Actress Moreno

It's just a gas station, eh?

"Family Ties" mom, apparently

Flatbreads eaten with hummus

The German word for honor, or when you typo during role call for your online class

Adorable, or a devastatingly dismissive response to someone

"Your Body Is a Wonderland" Singer John

Word reserved only for the largest amounts of trinkets and baubles, glittering gold

Composer Ned with a name that Scooby-Doo could pronounce

"Lean and supple??" - my friend whom i asked to write a clue for this word. (they did a good job)

Blood of the Greek Gods, the Vile version of which grants +15% and +10 flat vitality damage in Titan Quest /// Blood-tinged discharge from Japanese baseball player in a melee, losing an eye (5)

___-arms. Feudal age infantry unit recruitable from the barracks with 45 hp, 6 atk, and 0,1 armor in Age of Empires 2.

Last name of NBA brothers Pau and Marc /// Fuel Americans put in their car (3) + abbrv for 5 big guys on a football field (2)

Sign to hold up on TV to show maternal affection

Car seized by the bank

Joint that clicks and creaks and aches and make you go 'uhhhhhrrrgggggg' everytime you squat down when you reach a certain age. (29 for me)

"Either I go, __ __ goes" - ultimatum from one side of a couple having a dispute over a pet.

Insincere flattery, or behaving in an ingratiating way in order to gain favor. (Not, as I had thought, sarcastic and annoying)

Creator Yu of one of the greatest games of all-time, Spelunky /// First name of Yankees legend who allegedly had his assistant provide gift baskets to his one-night stands as they were leaving his place with a note that said "Thanks for a great night", and who allegedly would hang out on the couch naked watching highlights of himself while yelling "YEAH JEETS!"

Body part to beat while gnashing your teeth

School assignments that shouldn't be put off until the night before

Oil Cartel

Female cartoon bunny, whose appearance in Space Jam might be responsible for the flourishing fursuit industry of today

What Noah built two of when he misread God's purchase order, before proceeding to wrangle up only one of every animal

Do ____ others /// Archaic term time in the middle of a card game (5) [Is that a legal cryptic clue? idk]

Hershey toffee bar

Clapton or Bana

Editor's notation when they see a mark to change Amar'e Stoudemire's nickname to "The Renaissance Man"

The Hawkeye state. [Amended from a 3,000 word essay on the 2023 NCAA football season]

Opposite of West /// Facing sunrise, brewing teas [4]

Airport security group

Exclamation from Cathy's German cousin after she finds out she's out of pfeffernüsses