You know the deal: I solve a bad crossword, I humor you, I say it was still a fun puzzle and whisper that you owe me a beer for solving it- wait, was I not supposed to say that part out loud?
"That's too much _____, 8-Across!" - Tate Staskiewicz, upon learning how much _____ 8-Across drinks in a day, on "Superstore"
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Horizontales
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"That's too much _____, 8-Across!" - Tate Staskiewicz, upon learning how much _____ 8-Across drinks in a day, on "Superstore"
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Pulitzer-winning film critic Roger who had ONE bad take about video games as works of art
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Jonesing for some java, but don't jive with jazz? Joke's on you. Jump through time to a Starbucks in the early 2000s and try to NOT hear a song by _____ Jones. Can't be done.
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See 1-Across
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"Look, ____!" (something you might say if you've just walked into a men's clothing store looking for ____)
Verticales
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Game that resembles the shape of this entry - until someone loses
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Fastener hidden in "Did you bolt that thing to that other thing?"
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"Able was _____ saw Elba": actual clue that actual crossword constructors have used in actual published crosswords
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Long-legged bird flying backwards through the narcos' hideout (Did I accidentally just write a legitimate cryptic clue?)