"___ and Georgette Magritte with Their Dog After the War" (Paul Simon song)
20A
Emo band with the hit 2003 album Fallen
22A
Key used to add a rebus when making a puzzle on this site
25A
Body part that some chonky cats seem to lack
26A
Make happy
27A
Fixed-wing aircraft
29A
Chem., e.g.
30A
With 58-Down, holiday desserts
31A
Type of machine
34A
Hearty snack, for some?
39A
Like 2, but not 1
41A
Singular Spanish word
42A
"Def!"
43A
Rapper with the song "I'm N Luv (Wit a Stripper)" (ick)
44A
Teaneck team, originally
46A
Lots
47A
Singular Spanish woman (Abbr.)
49A
MF DOOM album that's an anagram of his name
51A
Flaw
54A
Actual cannibal LaBeouf, according to the Rob Cantor song
56A
Sauna spot
57A
Where a daydreaming student's head is
59A
Get out of there
60A
White House part that was renovated in August 2020
65A
Port ___ (city in 22-Down)
66A
Fibrous plant with a notable nectar
67A
Italian river
68A
Has
69A
Doom's system
70A
With 35-Down, musician known for his Bat Out Of Hell albums
Verticales
1D
My favorite Mr. Oizo song (check out his stuff it's really good) (oh yeah you probably need a clue you can make sense of uhhh) (actual clue: Type of 70-Across)
2D
Great first name for someone with the surname Roth
3D
Like about 95% of my friends
4D
___ Max
5D
Carol of Marvel
6D
Jacob's father
7D
A spry 3-Down boy
8D
Shock
9D
"Hold up real quick"
10D
Asian peninsula
11D
Happening
12D
Political figure whose biggest news story was that a fly landed on his head once
13D
Beech or birch
18D
Hawaii's state bird
21D
Lots of hanging takes place here?
22D
See 15-Across and/or 65-Across
23D
Drink without any regard for the ears of other restaurant-goers
24D
Lashes
28D
Prefix meaning half
29D
Now
32D
Nutrition bar that a film festival is named after
33D
Singular English number (ok this one is pretty easy)
35D
See 70-Across
36D
Plural Spanish word
37D
The lead single of Salt-N-Pepa's album Very Necessary
38D
Pilot brand
40D
Result
45D
Bits
48D
Try to make something fit a different way (yeah i don't like this fill either)
50D
Corn dough
51D
Mother ___ (possibly fitting anagram of WOMAN HITLER)
52D
Lager holder
53D
Discards a layer
54D
"Too bad, ___"
55D
Singular Spanish food
57D
"Should that be the case..."
58D
See 30-Across
61D
Paul McCartney album with a sheep on the cover
62D
Famous Dr. without a PhD
63D
Surreal webseries created by Joel Guerra
64D
Follow-up of a surprisingly positive and seemingly genuine comment