What do you call it when diamond and graphite spend time together on several occasions non-platonically?
14A
What Polyphemus, Odin and Leela from Futurama have in common
15A
This is sometimes followed by lark, diet, or mission (Also, while looking stuff up for this clue, I learned about "shoogly pegs" and that makes me happy)
16A
A cry that sounds like a large mammal and lace face covering
17A
A grammarian might do this when there are inconsistencies in these in a paragraph (They probably wouldn't really like this clue either)
19A
Management issue?
21A
When playing DnD, I usually toss a coin down a hole to check its ____.
22A
Adjective used by Katy, aka "t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m" to describe herself
24A
I thought I'd name a bunch of celebrities for this one, but Bareilles was the only famous one I found without an h
25A
The first of the mnemonic devices that Julie Andrews employs to teach music
26A
Thing I've only ever seen in newspaper comics and old movies, apparently it's where you put paperwork after you're done with it and someone will come collect it
28A
What I call the routes I take when I'm cheating on my normal path home
30A
Only one wheel in a car is used to do this
31A
I Will ______ Your Heart by Death Cab for Cutie, a song that has one of the sickest basslines ever (Intro is 4 minutes long tho, what are you doing Ben Gibbard) | Own
Verticales
2D
What I did to my jar of suspicious white powder to not get in trouble
3D
A sailor's greeting that (may have) originated among cattle farmers
4D
What daring or uninformed trapeze artists have under their performance area (hehe, air-rea)
5D
Slept or agreed
6D
On a layover in a Paris airport, I just kept staring at the big boards that had this to know when planes were coming (but I knew none of them were mine, since I was there for 5 whole hours)
7D
It sounds like a bad euphemism for lube, but apparently, this fruit extract exists
9D
Puncture (I did not intend for this to be the next down clue after 7D but serendipity strikes at the oddest of times)
10D
Usopp from One Piece, the Lion from Wizard of Oz (don't argue with me about this) and Shaggy from Scooby Doo
11D
Ruled over, like a king or confusion
12D
me, when someone asks if there are any ribs left at the BBQ: "Yea, I have some ______"
13D
Does some big swishy walking (usually to show off)
18D
Birds (but not all of them) (also pigeons would be considered bad ones)
20D
Places where all the cool eagles go to hang out and chill (two bird clues in a row)
23D
Stops making sounds or stops picking up sounds, depending on what you're using
27D
Something that may not make a sound if it falls in a forest
29D
Initialism for the latest game in the franchise that includes Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim (oh, so much Skyrim)