"Wow, that must suck! But I don't give a flying fuck, of course. cackles and struts away with their posse"
10A
Machine used as the navigating screen for the Schoolhouse Rock DVD's menu
12A
John from Britain?
13A
Copies, for short
16A
Slanting one's words?
18A
"Now that I've become who I really ___" (grammatically incorrect lyric from Ariana Grande's "Break Free")
19A
Belonging to Joseph, as ice cream
20A
Event in which a Sonic player may say "Gotta go fast!"
22A
Place where all roads lead
23A
"A Chinese Austin Powers on a mission from Chairman ___" (lyric from Da Vinci's Notebook's "Secret Asian Man")
24A
See 53-Across
25A
Person who was a Golden Girl, despite being named Arthur
26A
Special Agent ___ (animated Disney show about a bear who's a 47-Across)
28A
It may be severe
31A
Take
33A
Mo. of my dad's birthday (which is today! Happy birthday dad (EDIT: ok i was having the puzzle playtested so this is one day late (dw about it ajay it's not at all your fault) so it's one day late but still))
34A
"___ Moser" (hyperpop song by food house)
35A
Persian ruler
36A
Prefix for wulf
37A
Benign growths
40A
Nepali mountaineer
43A
The drama of some dramedies, for short
44A
Cheerleader's cheer
46A
Thank God for Mom and Dad for sticking two together because these people don't know how (or would rather opt out of it, actually)
47A
See 26-Across
49A
Jon Bon of music
50A
Facial feature of many well-known dictators
53A
The O of 24-Across
54A
Suffix of "fuck" in Key & Peele's Othello sketch
55A
Vader's club
59A
Once known as
60A
Extra virgin substance (no the answer isn't FRISCO shut up)
61A
Reached a date, as rent
62A
Bad, in Belize
63A
Quickly goes to someone's location in Minecraft, for short
64A
Musical releases
Verticales
1D
The word that Brian David Gilbert invented for the feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
2D
Bests
3D
"Whatever you say, bro."
4D
Mulder and Scully's group
5D
Rapper Tone-___
6D
Prefix for clean
7D
Like many shoes (or all of my shoes because I never have the effort to tie them (sorry arch support))
8D
Absolutely amazing
9D
Meme with a cryptocurrency named after it
11D
"If all ___ fails..."
13D
B of the BET Awards?
14D
Unjust
15D
Click the paper airplane
17D
When doubled, Gabor of "Frankenstein's Great Aunt Tillie"
21D
Like hushpuppies
23D
Rex of Scott The Woz or Friedrich of geology
26D
Last option in a dropdown menu, often
27D
Server of strawberry
29D
___ Answers (website where you may ask "how prangent is formed")
30D
Worry
32D
Optimistically
35D
Lively
38D
"Mama Will ___" (song from Once On This Island (side note: there's a character in Once On This Island named "Papa Ge" and that is just so funny to me and idk why)
39D
Conserved one's earnings
40D
Turtle plate
41D
Binary titles
42D
"Good ___" (Lizzo hit)
45D
New recruits
46D
Word commonly heard after a bar mitzvah prayer
48D
Suffix that may come after "bi", "mo", or "scra"
49D
Baseballer Iglesias or Altuve
51D
Tiny bit
52D
Make-up of Bob Ross's afro, sometimes
56D
Go on Broadway
57D
"That's a ___!" (exclamation from DaBaby's producer?)
58D
Possible action after receiving an F grade, in text
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